(18+ mature)
With happiness & love, comes jealousy & lust...
Meet 18 year old Malibu. What happens when her plans for the summer fall through and she decides to compete in the newest reality Tv competition, 'Total Drama Island?' Find out on 'Total...
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"For your next challenge, you will complete a three-hundred word essay about how much you love... me. Anyone who falls asleep or fails to complete the challenge will be eliminated!"
...
"So yeah, I'm not doing that. Do you know how much 300 words are? It's 300 words! Instead of writing some lame essay on how much I love chef, which I don't, I decided to draw a portrait of him, and I'll even add little hearts in his eyes- What? It's a good idea! Haven't you heard, a picture is worth a thousand words?"
...
"I told you three hundred words! What is this, maggot?!" Chef yells at me through his megaphone in my ear.
Ugh, ever heard of mouthwash?
"Well, I decided to draw this portrait of you instead. Like they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. And the hearts represent my love and appreciation I have for you," I tell him while placing a hand over my heart.
"Hmm," he says thinking it over. "I'll allow it."
"Hey, that's not fair!" Heather exclaims annoyingly.
"Shove it!" I reply, and she huffs in anger.
Next, Chef grabs Duncan's paper. Hmm, I didn't expect him to actually write anything.
"I love Master Chief Hatchet because he is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very..." This is just one sentence with five pages of "very"s in between!"
Of course he did...
"It's three hundred words exactly! You can count them if you want."
"Whoa! Ugh!" Chef says to Owen who's asleep. "Wipe up that drool, you little baby! You slackers are out. The rest of you, get to bed and report to the playing field at 0500 hours."
"Uh, missed a spot there, General," Duncan says, annoying Chef for the millionth time tonight.
"Boy! Do you wanna run fifty laps around this camp right now?!"
