The Shounen Hero (Male Reader X Shounen Harem!)

Kagura's Confession!

A loud knock was heard on the door, and you quickly went to answer it. 

You opened the door to see both Jack and Orihime!

(Y/N): What is it Bro? 

Jack: I have very very bad news. 

(Y/N): Which is? 

Orihime: Well, these two very mean aliens are coming. 

(Y/N): How mean?

Jack: Well, they pretty much destroyed our wall and forced Orihime to cook for them. 

(Y/N): Uh ... I don't see h- 

Orihime: They also punched Jackie into the ceiling. 

(Y/N): Oh .... OH!! That's bad! 

And just like that- 

Kamui: So then, you're the one known as (Y/N) right? 

(Y/N): Hey ... why do you look so much like K- 

Kagura: KAMUI!!! 

Kagura appears and she kicks Kamui in the face. He retaliates by punching her. 

Kamui: Hello there little sister. 

(Y/N): THIS JACKASS IS HER BROTHER?! Kagura, h- 

Kagura: We haven't spoken in a long time. 

(Y/N): I CAN FREAKING SEE THAT!!!

Abuto: Hey, Kamui, should I deal with him? 

Kamui: By all means, my sister and I have some catching up to do. 

The two Yato jump up and proceed to start fighting. 

You are caught off guard by Abuto swinging his umbrella at you. 

(Y/N): Watch it buster! Guys who carry big umbrellas usually have very small dicks! 

Abuto: And where did you learn to say that? 

(Y/N): I just made it up myself. I could have my bro beat the living shit out of you in order for him to get his payback, but that wouldn't be fair. You came for me, and that's what you're going to get! 

Abuto: Very well then! 

He tries to swing at you, but you duck, and- 

(Y/N): FINGER PISTOL YELLOW LOTUS!!

You stab him multiple times in the chest, and he staggers back! 

Abuto: This is going to be good! 

He punches you rapidly, and you then kick him in the face! 

Abuto: OH! BRING IT!! 

Back with Kagura ...

Kagura: See Brother? I'm not a wimp anymore! 

She slams him into a wall, and headbutts him! 

Kamui: I can see that, but I'll still kill you and your boyfriend too. 

He punches her repeatedly, and stabs her with his umbrella. 

Kagura: YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING! 

She slams him over and over and over again! 

Kamui: Come on, you can't kill me. We're family after all. 

Kagura: That's right. I'm not going to kill you Kamui, but I'm giving you one warning. GET OFF MY PLANET!!!!

He tries to hit her again, but- 

Kagura: Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a snickers. 

Kamui: I believe we're missing some context h- 

She punches his dick. 

Kagura: NOW GET LOST!!!

Kamui: I'm not going to give up just b- 

He is soon hit by a flying Abuto, who was hit hard by you. 

Abuto: I think we need some more time before a real invasion. He's a strong one. 

Kamui: Okay, I see your point. We'll be back. Oh, and next time, I fight you. 

(Y/N): Heh, if your friend is tough, I can't wait to see how you'll fare. 

And so ... 

Kagura goes to hug you, and well you kiss her. 

Kagura: Hey! I was supposed to- 

(Y/N): It's alright Kagura, I know that you always wanted me, so you're in the harem! 

Kagura: YAY!!! I LOVE YOU (Y/N)! 

(Y/N): Me too Kagura, me too.