Jack Hits the Jackpot!

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Jack had been pretty busy on his Soul Reaper duties, and he felt like he could really need a rest, but he didn't know was that he was going to get particularly lucky today. 

He had made his way to a sweet shop in order to pick up some things for Orihime, and just as he was about to be finished- 

???: HI JACKIE!! 

Jack: AAAAGH! 

He jumps at the sight of the one person he did not want to see at all! 

Illulu: How are you doing? I was looking all over for y- 

Jack: WHY ARE YOU HERE?! 

Illulu: Silly, don't you know that I was waiting f- 

Jack: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!! YOU NEED TO STOP ANNOYING ME!! I'M JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR MY S- 

He then notices something he knows he doesn't like! 

Jack: LOOK OUT!!!!

He pushes her down, as the whole entire shop is blown to pieces!!!

Illulu: What t- 

Jack: Illulu are you alright? 

Illulu: I think so. ALRIGHT! WHO HAS THE BALLS?! 

???: Jackson Inoue. So this is where you're located. 

Orochi Oniwabanshu (A Group of Skilled Ninja who serve Kurozumi Orochi, the Shogun of Wano and an ally of Kaido! Consisting of Fukurojuku, Daikoku, Fujin, Raijin, Hanzo, Chome, Jigoku Benten, Yazaemon, Kazekage, and Sarutobi!) 

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Orochi Oniwabanshu (A Group of Skilled Ninja who serve Kurozumi Orochi, the Shogun of Wano and an ally of Kaido! Consisting of Fukurojuku, Daikoku, Fujin, Raijin, Hanzo, Chome, Jigoku Benten, Yazaemon, Kazekage, and Sarutobi!) 

Jack: And who am I speaking to at this moment? 

Fukurojuku: We are known as the Orochi Oniwabanshu.

Hanzo: Under the name of Lord Orochi, you are under arrest. 

Jack: For what charges? 

Daikoku: For being allies with him. 

Jack: (Y/N)? Oh come on! 

He takes out his zanpakuto, and- 

Jack: HAVE SOME OF THIS!! 

He goes to swing at them, but they all disappear! 

Jack: Substitution? Come on, this is ridiculous! 

They soon appear near him and- 

Oniwabanshu: NINJA ART: FIRE STYLE: FIREBALL JUTSU!! 

They all unleash massive amounts of flames near Jack, but then- 

Jack: WASH THEM AWAY TSUNAMI!

And right there, comes a giant water wave to wash them down!! 

Jack: HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE T-

Hanzo throws a choker, and it begins to strangle him! 

Illulu: AGH!! JACKIE!! 

Hanzo: HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT PRISONER F- 

Illulu charges at Hanzo, and grabs him by the neck! 

Illulu: You ... STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND, OR I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT!!!! 

Hanzo: WHAT ARE THOSE?! DRAGON EYES?! WE NEED TO RETREAT!!!! 

The Oniwabanshu realize that they are going to be outmatched, and they use their ninjutsu to teleport away! 

Jack: Hey, did you actually mean it b- 

Illulu pulls him into a kiss, and well, what he does is- 

Jack: Uh ......... 

He collpases. 

Illulu: AGH! JACKIE!! 

At the (L/N) Mansion ... 

Jack is soon seen in his room, being hugged by Shirahoshi, Illulu, and Ferryl. 

Jack: Girls one at a time!! 

Ferryl: I GET MY TIME WITH JACKSON!!! 

Shirahoshi: But I don't even get to hold him for so long! 

Illulu: BACK OFF! HE'S MINE NOW!! 

Jack: Ugh, now I know how (Y/N) feels. 

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