New Girlfriends!

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(Y/N): Don't you get it? You've got the ability to alter reality. 

Haruhi: And that's complete nonsense. 

(Y/N): Really. How do you explain the fact that we went through the same day over and over again? 

Haruhi: Because the international date line had a day off? 

(Y/N): YOU ARE A GOD!!!! IT'S NOT SOME SORT OF CRAZY COINCIDENCE!!!! YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO ALTER REALITY!!! YOU ARE A LITERAL IMMORTAL!!!

The girl just blinks at you. 

Haruhi: You are one sad strange little man. And you have my pity. See ya. 

(Y/N): Oh yeah, well good riddance you looney!!!

As she leaves, you head off to go and head home. 

BUT FIRST! 

(Y/N): I could use cookies and cream milkshakes. It's a good thing that I don't gain weight whatsoever. 

And so... 

You have around 30 of these, and are about to dig in, only for- 

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You have around 30 of these, and are about to dig in, only for- 

Konata: Yo. 

(Y/N): KONATA!! 

Not just that, but you also have Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki show up. 

(Y/N): Oh hi girls! Anyone else that I should know about? 

Konata: Teach and Yui-Ne-San. Oh yeah, and well, these girls. 

Haruhi shows up. 

(Y/N): HARUHI?! 

Haruhi: Long story. I had to call these cute girls here. Come on, did you really think that you could ignore each and every one of them? 

(Y/N): Well, I- I- 

Mikuru: (Y/N), do you like each of us? 

(Y/N): Well ... if I'm going to be honest. I think- I think- 

You are blushing deeply and are trying to think of something to say, but you can't even find the words. 

(Y/N): I honestly, don't really know what to say. I ... I really... I ... 

Tsukasa: OH DEAR!! (Y/N)-Kun broke!

Haruhi: I got this. Yuki, slap him. 

She does so. 

(Y/N): OW!! 

Haruhi: Thank you. 

(Y/N): YES!! I HAVE A HAREM AND HAVING A BUNCH OF WONDERFUL GIRLS LIKE YOU IN IT WOULD BE AMAZING!!! 

Girls: AWWWW!/How stupid. 

(Y/N): Oh come on Kagami, you know you want me. 

Kagami: W-What?! No I don't! Why would y- 

You then feel your eyes go dark as Nanako and Yui bth show up. 

Nanako: Well shoot we missed the chance. 

Yui: Might as well say it. 

Nanako: At least, it will be the truth and not some sort of lie like you being a police officer. 

Yui: BUT I AM ONE!!! Does she really misunderstand all of what I tell he? 

(Y/N): Man, Haruhi, I don't know what to say ... I- 

She then kisses you. 

(Y/N): WOAH!!! 

Haruhi: How about a "Thank you, and 'I love you!'"

(Y/N): RIght right. I love you all! 

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