Here's a new story to start the New Year!
I am (Y/N) (L/N), and the truth of the matter is that I am a descendant from a long line of angels! In other words, I've got powers that could outrank nearly anybody!!
And not just me, some of my closest f...
The home phone rings, and right there you answer it.
(Y/N): Hello?
???: (Y/N), we need to talk.
(Y/N): Well well, Jotaro Kujo. When's the last time that you called? Oh yeah! When my family was in danger of being attacked by a freaking bomber serial killer who looks like David Bowie! Sorry.
???: You've been through a lot recently, right?
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Jotaro Kujo (One of the last of the Joestar Bloodline! He has dedicated himself to fighting off the forces of their nemesis, Dio! Father of Jolyne Cujoh! While he's not the most attentive father, he loves his daughter above all else! Stand: Star Platinum, he can punch, extend his fingers, and stop time!)
(Y/N): Yeah, I just want to relax with my harem and-
Jotaro: You're in danger. Listen, whatever happens, you need to stay put.
(Y/N): Okay, I'll make sure that nothing happens o-
Soon the lights start to flicker and the line is cut off.
(Y/N): HUH?!
Right before you, a Stand manifests!!
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Red Hot Chili Pepper (Stand of Akira Otoishi!)
RHCP: HEY (L/N)! REMEMBER ME?!
(Y/N): CRAP!! YOU AGAIN!!!!
You try to find and warn someone about the intruder in the mansion.
(Y/N): SOMEONE! WE'RE IN DANGER!!!!
You then notice Kinue is about to be attacked and-
(Y/N): GOLD EXPERIENCE!!!
You take out your Stand and-
(Y/N): MUDA!!!!
You transform the home phone into a fly!
And then it turns back and hits the stand in the head.
