Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard Swears

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" How do I start this?" Loki Thinks out loud.

" By Apologizing to me and her" Pansy points to Bellatrix and herself.

" I'll pass on that" Loki sighs.

" As you should" Ginny claps.

" Ok, So This Video is a skit but you as puppets" Loki smiles.

" Puppets" Harry asks.

" Did I say anything else?" Loki asks, narrowing her eyes under her cloak.

" No you said puppies" Hermione confirms, rolling her eyes.

" So... Just enjoy the video because next we have a segment" Loki announces.

" Great Warning" Harry sighs.

*The Potter Puppet Pals*

" Interesting name it's got" Ron notes.

" It surprisingly managed to have all 3 ppp's in the name" Harry studies it.

* Wizard Swears*

" Wizard Swears" Dumbledore shouts.

" Now, This will be interesting," Draco smirks.

" Guys, Professor Dumbledore posted a list of words that are banned from Hogwarts. I didn't know that Wizards Had swears" Harry says.

" Of course there's swears" Ron says surprised.

" I know that" Harry says.

" Besides that Rat up there is a wizard that swears" Hermione points up.

" Talking to me Granger" Draco looks down.

" Who else simpleton?" Ginny glares at him.

" Of course" Draco rolls his eyes.

" Of course they do Harry, They're called Wizard swears" Hermione says.

" Oh Like Cauldron Bum " Ron says.

" Really, That's adorable," Harry says.

" They might but they are certainly not" Fred looks at Harry.

" No, They are worse than that, read some Harry" Hermione orders him.

" Read some Swears, you're encouraging that" Pansy stares at the back of Hermione's head.

" Not me, The Puppet me" Hermione stares at the screen

" The Same Thing" Draco joins in.

" Gone to defend your girlfriend in bullying another" George turns around to face them.

" I mean what else can he do, He Loves her like that" Ginny teases.

" That means he must care for her," Luna smiles.

" No, No , NO" Draco yells.

" You don't care about me" Pansy seems a bit hurt.

" Oh Drama" McGonagall sips on her tea.

" No, I" Draco sighs " I Care about you as a Friend" Draco looks at Pansy who nods.

" Let's see here, Son of a Banshee, That's Useful" Harry says.

" You mean Son of a Bitch" Harry asks.

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" It's a Wizard Swear," Neville reminds him.

"Well, It's a Swear" Narcissa asks.

" Swish and Flicker, that's my favorite" Hermione says.

" You have a Favorite Swear" Snape raises his eyebrows.

" I actually don't, My Favorite insult words are a Foul Loathsome evil little Cockroach" Hermione slightly smirks.

" She called me that," Draco points proudly.

" You should be proud," Lucius tells him.

" Mmm Does my ears detect Mouth Ignace" Snape says.

" They do," Dumbledore nods.

" Oh No Professor Snape" Hermione says.

" That's Cap," Ron points.

" Voldemort's Nipple" Harry shouts.

* Theater laughs*

" You Dare use The-" Bellatrix tries to speak.

" Dark Lord's name in Jest. Yes we get it. we did" Harry laughs.

" What do you think Voldemort's Nipple looks like?" Fred laughs.

" Terrifying" Neville gasps.

" Horrific is the correct term," George laughs.

" Excuse me" Snape says.

" Harry," Hermione says.

" I refuse to have this Filth spewed in my presence Mr .Potter 500,000 points from Gryffindor" Snape says

*Slytherins laugh as Gryffindor's Gasp*

" Bloody Hell" Ron shouts.

" Is That even Possible" Neville asks.

" Anything is Possible" Luna says.

" Not Now, Luna" Harry turns around.

" It's Not possible, that's obvious abuse of power" McGonagall looks at Snape.

" Your Just Boring" Pansy pouts.

" Dragon Bogey's" Ron exclaims.

" I'm guessing That's another Wizard Swear," Narcissa asks.

" You should know," Hermione says.

" No, This is just Muggle Nonsense that flies out of their mouths," Narcissa responds.

" Good Point" Hermione whispers deeply exhaling.

" Everybody Run.. Expecto Patronum" Harry says.

" You can't outrun me" Snape rolls his eyes.

" Of course they can't," Pansy agrees.

" Rabble-Rousers" Snape says.

" That has got to be a swear" , Fred says.

" It's just has too" Ron eats on some popcorn.

" I mean it sounds like it," Ginny agrees.

" Oh That was Fun" Harry says.

" Oh Hi Neville" Harry says.

" Oh hi Harry, Hermione and Ron. Whats up Guys." Neville replies.

* Theatre stifles their laugh*

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