long overdue request by: paulnekha369
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" How do I start this?" Loki Thinks out loud.
" By Apologizing to me and her" Pansy points to Bellatrix and herself.
" I'll pass on that" Loki sighs.
" As you should" Ginny claps.
" Ok, So This Video is a skit but you as puppets" Loki smiles.
" Puppets" Harry asks.
" Did I say anything else?" Loki asks, narrowing her eyes under her cloak.
" No you said puppies" Hermione confirms, rolling her eyes.
" So... Just enjoy the video because next we have a segment" Loki announces.
" Great Warning" Harry sighs.
*The Potter Puppet Pals*
" Interesting name it's got" Ron notes.
" It surprisingly managed to have all 3 ppp's in the name" Harry studies it.
* Wizard Swears*
" Wizard Swears" Dumbledore shouts.
" Now, This will be interesting," Draco smirks.
" Guys, Professor Dumbledore posted a list of words that are banned from Hogwarts. I didn't know that Wizards Had swears" Harry says.
" Of course there's swears" Ron says surprised.
" I know that" Harry says.
" Besides that Rat up there is a wizard that swears" Hermione points up.
" Talking to me Granger" Draco looks down.
" Who else simpleton?" Ginny glares at him.
" Of course" Draco rolls his eyes.
" Of course they do Harry, They're called Wizard swears" Hermione says.
" Oh Like Cauldron Bum " Ron says.
" Really, That's adorable," Harry says.
" They might but they are certainly not" Fred looks at Harry.
" No, They are worse than that, read some Harry" Hermione orders him.
" Read some Swears, you're encouraging that" Pansy stares at the back of Hermione's head.
" Not me, The Puppet me" Hermione stares at the screen
" The Same Thing" Draco joins in.
" Gone to defend your girlfriend in bullying another" George turns around to face them.
" I mean what else can he do, He Loves her like that" Ginny teases.
" That means he must care for her," Luna smiles.
" No, No , NO" Draco yells.
" You don't care about me" Pansy seems a bit hurt.
" Oh Drama" McGonagall sips on her tea.
" No, I" Draco sighs " I Care about you as a Friend" Draco looks at Pansy who nods.
" Let's see here, Son of a Banshee, That's Useful" Harry says.
" You mean Son of a Bitch" Harry asks.
" It's a Wizard Swear," Neville reminds him.
"Well, It's a Swear" Narcissa asks.
" Swish and Flicker, that's my favorite" Hermione says.
" You have a Favorite Swear" Snape raises his eyebrows.
" I actually don't, My Favorite insult words are a Foul Loathsome evil little Cockroach" Hermione slightly smirks.
" She called me that," Draco points proudly.
" You should be proud," Lucius tells him.
" Mmm Does my ears detect Mouth Ignace" Snape says.
" They do," Dumbledore nods.
" Oh No Professor Snape" Hermione says.
" That's Cap," Ron points.
" Voldemort's Nipple" Harry shouts.
* Theater laughs*
" You Dare use The-" Bellatrix tries to speak.
" Dark Lord's name in Jest. Yes we get it. we did" Harry laughs.
" What do you think Voldemort's Nipple looks like?" Fred laughs.
" Terrifying" Neville gasps.
" Horrific is the correct term," George laughs.
" Excuse me" Snape says.
" Harry," Hermione says.
" I refuse to have this Filth spewed in my presence Mr .Potter 500,000 points from Gryffindor" Snape says
*Slytherins laugh as Gryffindor's Gasp*
" Bloody Hell" Ron shouts.
" Is That even Possible" Neville asks.
" Anything is Possible" Luna says.
" Not Now, Luna" Harry turns around.
" It's Not possible, that's obvious abuse of power" McGonagall looks at Snape.
" Your Just Boring" Pansy pouts.
" Dragon Bogey's" Ron exclaims.
" I'm guessing That's another Wizard Swear," Narcissa asks.
" You should know," Hermione says.
" No, This is just Muggle Nonsense that flies out of their mouths," Narcissa responds.
" Good Point" Hermione whispers deeply exhaling.
" Everybody Run.. Expecto Patronum" Harry says.
" You can't outrun me" Snape rolls his eyes.
" Of course they can't," Pansy agrees.
" Rabble-Rousers" Snape says.
" That has got to be a swear" , Fred says.
" It's just has too" Ron eats on some popcorn.
" I mean it sounds like it," Ginny agrees.
" Oh That was Fun" Harry says.
" Oh Hi Neville" Harry says.
" Oh hi Harry, Hermione and Ron. Whats up Guys." Neville replies.
* Theatre stifles their laugh*
