"Inspirations have I none? Just to touch the flaming dove, all I have is my love of love and love is not loving..."
- Soul Love | David Bowie
Same Day | 8:13
As he was walking out the Great Hall, Percy was pulled behind a tapestry into a small hidden alcove, he recognised the hand immediately as Draco's, given by the rings on the boys fingers.
"Lumos" the Slytherin said, lighting up the small space.
"Fake boyfriends huh?" Draco said with a slight sneer.
"You have nothing to worry about, I make out with all my friends it's my thing" the Hufflepuff said with a smirk, leaning against the wall, "me and... Harry and I are just friends, family actually, he's my god cousin" Percy explained, a goofy grin spreading across his face.
"You made out with your cousin?" Draco looked slightly disgusted and Percy could help but laugh.
"We're not related by blood, my uncle is his godfather" he replied amusedly and Draco looked slightly relieved but at the same time not. Relieved that Harry wasn't into incest but not because then there was a chance that Harry could like Percy.
"Oh don't worry, Harry's not into me like that, I know who he is into however and they're into him as well" Percy reassured him, a smirk spreading across his face.
"What? Who? How dare they! Tell me who they are now" Draco fired at him, and Percy rolled his eyes at the boys obliviousness.
"You Draco, I'm talking about you" he deadpanned and Malfoy's eyes shot straight at his, a glimmer of hope in eyes which left almost immediately.
"Please, as if, Potter hates me, everyone knows it" he grumbled.
"Umm I'm pretty sure Harry has some sort of degrading kink going on, I'm not sure what urged him to like you but he does" Percy explained and Draco just looked at him in shock.
"Ahem" someone voiced from behind the tapestry and Percy immediately knew who it was.
"Shit" Draco cursed under his breath.
"We can use this to our advantage" Percy replied with a smirk.
The tapestry is then drawn and there stands Umbitch looking at them distastefully.
"You again" she said, looking at Percy with a glare.
"Oh hi Professor! We were just talking, if you know what I mean" Percy said, sending her a small wink.
"Let's go talk in my room love" Draco played along then rushed past her, grabbing Percy's hand to drag him along.
It was then that Filch began to chase them so they bolted.
"It's so fun isn't it?" Percy grinned as they ran down the corridor.
"Yeah I almost forgot you turned me into a toad" Draco replied jokingly as they came to a stop, having gotten away.
"Draco?" A voice said and they turned to said Blaise.
"You'll never guess what just happened Zabini" Malfoy said with a grin.
"If it's anything dirty, I don't want to know" Blaise replied with a smirk.
"Oh he wishes, we just implied to Umbitch that him, Harry and I are in some sort of love triangle" Percy said with a smirk.
"Harry wasn't there though" Draco replied confusedly.
"No, but she's seen Harry and I make out now she thinks you and I have made out and at some point she'll probably see you and Harry make out soooo" Percy explained, her smirk growing.
"That's a very gay love triangle you have going on there" Blaise said with a smirk of his own.
"I'm not interested in some three way relationship, remember that Jackson" Draco said and Percy laughed.
"Don't you worry that pretty little head of yours, that would never happen, neither of you are my type" Percy mused.
"What? You don't think I'm hot?" Draco asked, crossing his arms.
"It's not a matter of how hot you are, it's all to do with chemistry, plus our star signs aren't compatible" Percy said with a shrug.
"Star signs? How would you know my star sign?" Draco questioned.
"I'm just kidding, jeez all that astrology shit is mostly BS" Percy laughed and Draco glared at him.
"Thank fuck, I was just beginning to like you until you brought up that zodiac shit" Blaise said and Draco smirked at him.
"Well lucky for you, you can continue liking me" Percy said, "well toodles boys" he said walking away backwards to give them a small salute and then turning around to walk along the corridor.
Once he was gone, Blaise noticed Draco still smirking at him and about to say something.
"Oh shut it" he said, rolling his eyes and walking with him to the Slytherin common room.
"I didn't say anything" Draco said, the smirk not leaving his face.
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This is quite short but if u ask nicely i might post another chapter later today...
also i want one of them veggie dipper wraps from Mackies BUT ITS 8 AM AND THEY ONLY DO BREAKFAST AT THIS TIME 😩
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