Just a few funny short short short stories
Collecting trash
*all the elemental masters collecting trash at the beach*
Nya: my bag is full!
Skylar: mine too! I even started a second one!
Jay: ...Kai? Why is your bag screaming?
Carloff, out of Kais bag: let me out!
Kai: you said "collect the trash". Well, I did.
Freezing
Cole, sneaking into the kitchen at midnight: just a little tiny piece of the cake, nobody will notice
Cole: *opens the refrigerator*
Zane, out of the refrigerator: *hands Cole a piece of cake*
Cole: oh, thank yo- WAIT A DAMN SECOND!
To the pits of hell
Kai: ...and you will burn, burn to ashes, yes! I will execute you and send you to the pits of hell! I swear to God, I will-
Nya: Kai, stop cursing the computer and come to dinner!
A butterfly
*at the breakfast table*
Jay: hey, Cole? Wanna see a butterfly?
Cole: *looks up* of course!
Jay: *throws the butter across the table*
Cole: majestic.
Lava talk
Kai: Cole? I sorta, kinda, maybe might slightly, possibly like you...
Cole: *looks up from the newspaper* we've been married for six years.
Cole: *looks back at newspaper*
Kai: ...does that mean you like me too?
Kids
Kai: can you watch my kid, she said. She's very well behaved, she said. How was I supposed Nya gave birth to an evil demon!
Cole: does that mean babysitting didn't go well?
Kai: obviously.
Cole: what did she do? She's 6!
Kai: you wanna know what that thing did? You really like to know?!
Cole: if you don't wanna tell me-
Kai: we were at the playground and I was flirting with this very pretty woman, when that demon child ran up to me and said, and I quote: "Daddy, I wanna go home. Mommy's waiting."
Cole: *snorting*
Jumanji (and yes, I imagine it like that)
Jay: when you said we were watching Jumanji for boys night I thought you meant the movie with 'the Rock', not the one with Robin Williams
Kai: oh, this one's a lot cooler!
Jay: doubt it
Kai: pshhhhhhh
~the next day~
Jay: *clinging to Nya* and it was pure beauty!
Kai: told ya.
(Now, that inspired me to write a Jumanji Oneshot)
And you will never be forgotten
Zane: we have come here today to bury our friend and ally, Conrad.
Cole: he was so beautiful, so full of goodness and glory! *cries*
Kai: and he was still so young! *uses Coles arm as a tissue*
Jay: how can we live without him?! Oh, Connie!
Nya: *is standing a bit away with Wu*
Wu: I told them it was a bad idea.
Nya: yeah, if they would've listened and wouldn't have doubled the oven heat to make the cake bake faster it would stand in front of us now
Pixal, only now joining the conversation after coming back from somewhere: Cake? They are burying a cake?
Nya: Conrad the cake...
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago Oneshots
FanfictionMay contain Lava and other ships. No ship hate, please. Mostly about Kai. Requests open Slow updates Also contains depression and suicide, can't handle? Don't read.
