The Mysterious Ticking Noise

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"So, It is now time to watch another part of Potter puppet pals" Loki squeals.

"Oh, I remember" Neville smiles.

"Where you were shaped as a Potato" Pansy smirks.

"Verbally abused by your fellow Gryffindorks" Draco sneers.

"Hm, I-I have nothing to say" Blaise shakes his head.

"Your Caught up?" Loki asks.

"From what I know is that something is going on between those two" Blaise points at Hermione and Ron "Sirius Black is dead."

"I Killed him!"

"Dumbledore is dead, Draco was a death eater and was supposed to kill him, failed as I assumed, Snape killed him. Umbridge is a bitch. We're not real in your reality. Potter and his gang are on the run. People ship me and others. Weird and yeah that's all I am caught up on" Blaise smirks as Draco whispers into his ear "oh and Fuck Drarry and Dramione."

"OH HELL YEAH" Harry shouts.

"Finally something I can agree on" Hermione claps smiling.

*The Mysterious Ticking Noise*

"That sounds like a clock" Ron says.

"That was my first thought," Luna agrees.

"Hm, What is that Mysterious Ticking noise?" Snape asks.

"Maybe your brain finally thinking," Harry whispers.

"Oh, That's really disrespectful, Harry" Ginny nervously chuckles at him.

"Not Like he heard it," Fred says.

"OOH SNAPE" Bellatrix yells.

"Well of course she would do that" George falls back into his sleep.

"What?" Snape hissed.

"They said the noise was to get your brain finally thinking"

"Hm, They must have thought real hard" Snape thought.

"He's' thinking of some detention" Harry sighs.

"Oh, Please once we're out of here. Everybody gets at least one detention" Draco tells them.

"He's not wrong on that," Fred whispers.

"It's not over here, it's not over their"

" there is nothing" Lucius smiles.

"It's not anywhere" Narcissa whispers.

"IT'S EVERYWHERE" Bellatrix exclaims.

"My, My, Albus she is hurting my eardrums" McGonagall holds her ears.

"Oh the same for me Minerva" Dumbledore holds his ears as well.

"Kind of Catchy"

"Oh, is Professor Snape gonna bust a move?" Ginny bops her head side to side.

"No"

"Well, That's boring," Ginny sighs.

"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Snape, Snape, Severus Snape"

"OOH" Hermione says.

"Okay, That's quite a good lyric" Fred says.

"It matches on beat" Ron snaps his finger.

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