The Itsy Bitsy Spider

Chapter 24: Surprise

"Tony's presents time!!" Clint shouts making Peter flinch a tad.

"Wait! All of you open up the more smaller present from me first that has the number one on" Tony stops Clint. Everyone does what he says only for them all to see a bell that is attached as a necklace. "I expect you all to be wearing that so nobody can sneak up on each other, especially me."

Everyone laughs but doesn't disagree or even agree on that matter before Clint rips open his other present from Tony to see an apron saying "I'll Feed All You Fuckers", Peter was next but he sees the duo present to him and Ned first to which they open up and see a real life working BB8 that Tony himself had made.

"NO WAY!!" Peter and Ned shout in union.

"Does it actually work?" Ned wonders and just like that, BB8 beeps in response.

"So cool!!" Peter gasps.

"Yeah, that stays in the tower. I don't need it to be getting run over or broken or anything. It's not allowed to leave and don't let Dum-E and U see. I don't need them to be getting along" Tony lays the rules out.

"Deal!" Ned agrees to which Peter nods.

Once Ned and Peter calms down and BB8 rolls over to the side which amazes them even more, Peter opens his next gift which is a watch.

"Put it on and the screen will light up. That button is to send me your location and vitals if it ever needs to be used. It'll be sent to my suit, Friday and my phone. To make it look like a regular watch, just swipe to the right and it'll show the time. Karen is also hooked up to that but she'll only respond if you say her name or in emergencies" Tony explains.

"Awesome! Thank you!" Peter thanks again.

Mj is next and he got her a shirt saying "I'm a mini Natasha Romanoff and Pepper Potts" which everyone agreed too while Ned got a high tech chair with a computer.

"Theres a holographic display attached and the computer will call you "GUY IN THE CHAIR" as a code name" Tony claims making Ned gap and stumble over his thank you.

Tony gets Flash a shirt saying "I'm a turtle but my name is Flash" and it has the Flash DC logo, Scott got a new drum set because on the same call where Anthony broke the toy microphone, he also broke his drum set and May got a stark phone.

"That phone comes with funny videos of Peter through the baby monitor protocol. Even the upcoming fails and funny moments will be uploaded to your device" Tony smirks after May had said thanks.

"Tony!! You said you wouldn't show anybody and would stop looking at that!" Peter brings up.

"Yea well I say a lot of things and don't worry, it's only the funny parts. I don't let her see the other stuff" Tony reassures.

"Can I see those videos?" Clint wonders.

"No" Peter shuts down.

Happy is next who got a shirt saying "I'm Grumpy What's Your Excuse" with an image of Grumpy the dwarf and another shirt saying "Do I Look" shows Grumpy the dwarf "Like I Care". Pepper also gets a bot but unlike a Star Wars bot, it looks more like a leprechaun.

"He's called SALT, stands for Standardized Assistant Leprechaun Technician and is your personal bot that shall remain in your office to help you out. I wouldn't trust him with any drinks and that's experience from Dum-E though" Tony exclaims.

"Thanks Tony" Pepper thanks.

Rhodey got a custom honeybear big stuffed animal that is almost Peters height and has a shirt saying "BOOM! You lookin' for this?", Steve got a mug saying "Captain America Curses, Bucky got a stark phone, Sam got a few new upgrades for Redwing, Vision got a neon LED "VISION" wall dec, Wanda got a glass horse figurine and Nat and Yelena both got their own big Russian Vodka bottle.