Okayyy so this pale looking mf just comes up to me and then I realize HE HAS NO FACE.
So I go, bitch you scared the shit out of me.
And THIS THING GOES "Good."
That's it, that's the dream.
Okay, so back to the fucking uh, plant? Branch? I don't know what the fuck it is, I'll just show you, it's the length of my entire finger.
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It's completely black and has these jagged bumps on it, almost like a bug leg? But it's not a bug leg cause there's no bug THAT BIG.
Right? RIGHT?
It's just sitting there on my floor and I decided I'm not touching it. So uh, I guess it'll just sit there.
Wait. It did not. IT DID NOT JUST FUCKING MOVE.
YOU ARE READING
A journal I guess
Non-FictionA journal of my experiences, findings, and overall hell that I've created for myself.
