Rebekah: I told Klaus their ears flush when they lie.
Elijah: Why?
Rebekah: Look.
Rebekah: Hey Klaus! Do you love us?
Klaus, covering their ears: No.
Elijah:...
Damon, driving Julia and Kol: So how was your day?
Julia: We almost got surprise adopted!
Damon: What?
Kol: We almost got kidnapped.
Damon: Oh, okay.
Damon: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Matt: What do you think Julia will do for a distraction?
Tyler: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Tyler: ...or they could do that.
Kol: If you had to choose between Elena and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Julia: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Elena: Julia!
Kol: 63 cents.
Julia: I'll take the money.
Elena: JULIA!!!
Damon: I'm an idiot.
Andi:...
Matt:...
Tyler:...
Kol:...
Julia:...
Stefan: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Elena: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Jeremy: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Caroline: I got distracted about halfway through.
Julia: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Elijah, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Klaus: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Klaus: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Finn: What did you do?
Klaus: Nobody died.
Finn: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Caroline: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Klaus: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Damon: This is bothering me.
Bonnie: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Damon: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
Stefan: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Damon: *chugs entire bottle*
Damon: It's perfume.
Caroline: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Andi: Where have you been all day?
Julia: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
Damon: Are you laughing at that video of Stefan and Elena fighting?
Julia: No.
Julia: I'm laughing at the comments.
Klaus, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
Damon: What happened?!
Julia: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Damon: Sh-short??
Julia: Shit's fucked.
Damon: Okay, long.
Julia: Shit's very fucked.
Caroline: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Damon: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
*Damon teaching Julia to drive and taking Kol along for the ride*
Damon: That's a pothole. To the left!
Julia: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Kol, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Julia: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Damon, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Julia: Country Roads.
Kol: To the place.
Kol and Julia in unison: I Belong!
Damon, crying harder: What the fuck?
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The Story Of Julia (Previously Called The Youngest Gilbert)
FanfictionYou know Elena Gilbert and her younger brother Jeremy, but did you know about their younger sister Julia. This is her story about what happens to her after her parents death and how she copes with everything that follows. What does she think about t...
