Kol *walks in covered in blood*: Honey I'm Home
Elena *eyes wide in shock*
Julia *not phased at all*: how was the lads night out?
Julia *walking into the Mikaelson Mansion*: I officially identify as a fucking problem! Your fucking problem, but a problem nonetheless.
Sage: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Finn:...is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Sage: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.
Rebekah: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world.
Julia: Source?
Rebekah: Me.
Alaric: How do Julia and Jeremy usually get out of these messes?
Jenna: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Matt: If we put Julia and Elena in a room together, who would come out crying first?
Jeremy: The room.
Klaus: How petty can you get?
Caroline: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
*Three Thirty in the morning*
Rebekah: If we don't get to sleep soon, we'll hate ourselves in the morning.
Julia: Jokes on you, I already hate myself.
Rebekah:...okay, we'll be discussing that in the morning, but please get to sleep.
Damon: I trust Julia.
Andie *watching Julia make toast with a lighter and can of hairspray*: You think our daughter knows what she's doing?
Damon: I wouldn't go that far.
Julia: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Kol: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Julia: Absolutely not.
Rebekah: Is that a hickey?
Julia: No, it's a mosquito bite.
Kol *walks in*: Hey guys.
Rebekah: Hey, mosquito.
Julia: I just ended a four year relationship.
Damon: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Julia: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Elena and Stefan fighting from across the room*
Julia: I'm too short to kiss my boyfriend on the lips, what should I do?
Rebekah: Kick him in the stomach, and then when he doubles over, kiss him!
Caroline: Trip him.
Bonnie: Dump him.
Kol: LITERALLY DON'T DO ANY OF THAT SHIT JUST FUCKING ASK ME TO BEND DOWN JESUS.
Rebekah: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Elijah: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Rebekah: Three of us saw it, Elijah. How do you explain that?
Elijah: *points at Julia* Sleep deprivation. *points at Klaus* Paranoia. *points at Finn* Delusional personality disorder.
Rebekah *to Julia*: Would you do me the honor if becoming my sister- in-law?
Kol: Wait a minute. Did you just propose to Julia for me?
Rebekah: Someone had to.
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The Story Of Julia (Previously Called The Youngest Gilbert)
FanfictionYou know Elena Gilbert and her younger brother Jeremy, but did you know about their younger sister Julia. This is her story about what happens to her after her parents death and how she copes with everything that follows. What does she think about t...
