Incorrect Quotes Part 4

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Damon: That's it! I'm killing them all.
Stefan: Wait, but what about the plan?
Damon: Forget the plan! These idiots keep getting on my nerves. They have no one to blame but themselves.

Julia: Sometimes I forgot how unbelievably smart you are. It's hard to believe someone like you would be friends with someone like me.
Rebekah: I'm going to invent a time machine so I can kill everyone who ever made you feel undeserving of companionship.
Julia: Sometimes I also forget how bloodthirsty you are.
Rebekah: Righteously bloodthirsty.

Caroline: Have you ever considered other means of getting revenge?
Klaus: What?
Caroline: I mean, killing him has it's benefits, but ruining his reputation and self-worth also has long term effects.

Julia *sneaking in, covered in blood*:...
Damon *sat in the living room*:...
Julia: I know what this looks like-
Damon: You really don't.

Rebekah: I don't want to be dramatic-"
Klaus *not looking up from his book*: I can tell you right now that you are physically incapable of not being dramatic, so continue.

Elena: You're late.
Julia: Yeah I would've got here on time, but I didn't want to.

Klaus: I got an idea!
Elijah: Does it involve breaking the law?
Klaus: By now don't you think that's a given?
Elijah: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Klaus: Don't bother.

Damon, locks Julia in the car*: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Julia: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Jeremy : Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Elena: I think you mean cards.
Julia: They did not.
Jeremy *pulling out knives*: I did not.

Rebekah: That shirt looks great, Julia.
Julia: Thanks.
Rebekah: But I bet it would look even better on Kol's floor.
Kol: Are you hitting on Julia... for me?

Elena: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Julia: You were gone?

Elena: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Damon: Nope, absolutely not.
Klaus: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Kol: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Rebekah: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Julia: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Caroline: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Rebekah: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Julia: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Kol: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Klaus: My moral code, is that you?
Caroline: ...I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Julia *cooking*
Rebekah: Any chance that's for me?
Julia: It's for Dad. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Rebekah: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Kol *holding a python*: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Finn: You did WHAT–
Julia *not looking up from her drawing*: William Snakepeare
Rebekah:...you came up with that way too fast

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