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"Hey, Guys", Luz said as she walked up to her friends. "Joe is joining us later"
"Cool", Amity said, leaving Luz confused.
"You know Joe?"
"JOE MAMA!"
"Damn. That back fired", Yn said Not looking up from his phone.
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"That's not funny." Lilith deadpanned.
"I thought it was funny" Eda shrugged with a smirk.
"You don't Count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook."
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"Yn, did you eat all the Donuts", Eda asked, gesturing to the empty Donut package.
"No." Yn said.
"Why are you lying to me? I can see the powdet in your Hoodie."
"...Uh, That's cocaine."
Everyone looked at him.
"Why are you like this?" Eda asked.
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Luz and Amity were staring into each others eyes lovingly, when Yn opened a Soda can right next to them.
"Excuse me, we're having a moment!" Luz complained.
"And I'm having a Cola."
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[In the Groupchat]
ScalyBoi: Who the fuck added me to a fucking groupchat?
HumanFanboy: >:0 language
Luzura: Yeah, watch your fucking language
PlantsAreMyOnlyFriends: OKAY, WHO TAUGHT LUZ THE FUCK WORD?
TheSmartTwin: 'The Fuck word'
CottonCandyHairedTomato: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
TheIdiotTwin: Oh, Titan she censored it.
TheSmartTwin: Say fuck, Amity.
Luzura: Do it Amity, say fuck.
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Yn sighed. "One time I walked into a party and Said 'hit the lights' and Edric punched the Lightswitch and broke it."
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[Texting]
Luzura: lol, guess what
RULERZREACHF4N: Bitch, with the way you live I have Not fucking Idea.
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Eda stood in front of the Gang with her hands on her hips. "WHO is responsible for THIS?" She gestured around her destroyed living room.
"I think it was probably Luz, but I’m going to blame Willow" Amity said
"I think it was probably Gus, but I’m going to blame Amity" Luz replied
"I think it was probably Luz, but I’m gonna blame Gus" Willow said.
"I think it was probably Amity, but I’m down with this, so I’m going to take the credit" Gus shrugged
"It was completely, unequivocally my fault, but no way in hell I'm going to own up to it" Yn deadpanned.
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Luz's Phone ringed. Confused she picked up. "Hello?"
"We have your friend" An ominous voice said.
"Wait- Who? Are they Safe?"
"Yeah, but his stare is fucking terrifying" The kidnapper began to whisper: "I'm scared."
"Oh, you have Yn. My best friend", Luz Said. "Yeah, you dont have him, He has you. Good Luck!"
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Yn was listening to music, and quietly began to sing . "You are...my fire."
Willow, quietly chimed in from her desk "My one...desire."
Emira, walked by, stirring her coffee "Believe, when I say."
"That I want it that way." Edric sang a little louder
Gus, climbed on The the table "TELL ME WHY"
"Ain't nothing but a heartache!" Edric yelled
Amity looked into the room to see what was going on.
Luz, bursted into the room "Teeeell me why!"
"Ain't nothing but a mistake" Gus continued
"Tell me why!" Emira sang with a Smile
Yn smirked "I never wanna hear you say~"
Everyone looked at Amity expectantly.
Amity, sighed and massaged her temples "That I want it that way."
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Yn crossed his arms and glared at his friends. "Whoever took my pie, step forward and all will be forgiven."
Everyone nervously looked around, sweating profoundly.
Yn cracked his knuckles. "Smart. You know I would never forgive you."
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