xoxo || a gossip girl fanfic

teen vogue interview

outfit: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/662944007665130152/ i had the great opportunity to go on teen vogue and see what 2,117 fans said about me. the first question was "how old do you think was the oldest person who took this quiz?" "hmm, seventy-two, my grandma she definitely took this quiz." i replied. "what do think is the youngest person who took this quiz?" "hm, i think twelve? possibly." i answered. "average age?" "hmm, maybe sixteen." i replied. "what do you think the most common age was?" "sixteen." i said. "let's check out the results."  the oldest person was forty-two, youngest nine, average fifteen, and most common was sixteen. "okay number one i was kind of in the ballpark. except for what forty-two year old took this quiz? actually that might have been my mom. okay second off why is a nine year old on the computer? i feel like when i was nine i didn't know how to work a computer. but average age and most common age i was pretty close." i reported. "is any of this surprising?" "i'm surprised about the oldest person and the youngest person because i feel like nine is insanely young and i feel like forty-two is a really ripe parent age but also thank you." i replied. the next category was 'inside aspen's mind'. "who do you think is aspen's doppelganger?" "well i feel like the fans will say tom holland, i've gotten him a lot, i don't really see it. but i don't know!" the results came in. ninety-seven people said lucy hale. "okay, i don't think we look alike ." seventy-six people said madison bailee. "okay i wish but no." sixty-nine people said olivia holt. "okay again no." sixty eight people said gigi hadid. "i wish! i love you gigi!" the rest of the people said tom holland. "i knew it! i knew it! i am so happy. do you think they just said this because they felt bad for me? the results are in. on the real thought i'm so happy that that happened." i said. "is aspen a dog or a cat person?" "dog. one hundred percent. but i love both!" i replied. 1531 people said dog. 428 people said cat. 158 people said neither. "neither. what does neither mean? that i just don't like animals? 1531 people say that i'm a dog person. you guys were onto something. 428 people said i was a cat person. also onto something because i love cats but whatever. 158 of you said neither and that's just false. i love every animal except for butterflies and that's not even an animal." i responded. "where is aspen from?" "i'm from palm beach florida. but i think they'll say nyc." "what? 96.4 of you said palm beach which means your correct. i don't know why a few of you thought i was from tallahassee. i've never been to tallahassee. then we have new york city, which is 0.8%. my family currently lives in the upper east side and that's where i've spent the last few years so yeah. and cleveland is 1.4% and i've never been there either! i bet the forty-two year old said tallahassee." "what do you think aspen's hype song is?" "hype song. oh my god wait. i don't know. ooh wait they could think the song ocean man.. that's probably it- that's totally it." 315 people said kacey musgraves. 239 people tame impala. ocean man 53. baby shark 27. "oh yes! wait they nailed it. 315 people said anything by kacey musgraves. that's one hundred percent true. i was listening to that on my way here. next anything by tame impala, also true but that's more of like my chill song. but i'm still going to give it to you because it can hype me up. and then they said ocean man. 53 of you said ocean man those 53 people are coming to my wedding. i don't know who i'm marrying or where it happens all i know is that you will be there. and i probably will never get married. and then 23 of you said baby shark. that songs pisses me off." "what's aspen's favorite way to drink coffee?" "iced duh. i literally preach that like there's no tomorrow." i replied. "do you have a specific order?" "oh, iced hazelnut almond milk latte." i replied. over 800 people said iced hazelnut almond milk latte. 326 said cold brew/oat milk. 17 people said emma hates coffee. "almond milk latte good. over 800 of you said that. next is cold brew/oat milk i don't normally drink this to be completely honest, but everytime i'm at harry's he never has my normal i drink it there and i know my friend group has posted about that so yeah your correct. and last one was emma hates coffee that was also the forty-two year old like you shouldn't have taken this quiz if you don't watch my interviews. i'm kidding!" i replied. "what color looks best on emma?" "this is really nice. i've been told that red and yellow look really nice on me aka one person and it was my boyfriend. and the other time was my dad. and that means that your parents complement you because they feel bad. i'm going to assume red." "oh my god would you look at that! 484 of you said red. 381 of you said yellow. i need to go shopping buy more red and yellow apparently. 329 of you said blue. okay i do love blue although i don't think i look that good in it so i'm glad that you guys said that. that's really nice. 202 of you said pink and 194 of you said black. i think black makes me look bad and kind of pale but thank you. so i guess the moral of the story is that we're going shopping and were buying all these colors and burning everything that's not these colors." i added.  next category is 'transmutations'. "what font would aspen be?" "i love this question. oh my god i love this question. why do i love this question i don't even have an answer for this question. wait wait wait. okay see the problem is i'm going to try to find a generic font because i love to pick the perfect font for everything. fun fact about me. okay personally i would say i'm playfair display." 476 people said comic sands. "okay i see that. okay bold 166 people. eh not really but that's because i have my heart and soul on playfair. 153 people said times new roman. okay that's so offensive. oh there she is! its playfair. 82 people agree with me. yay!" i added."what plant would aspen be?" "what plant would i be? you know i think i would be a hydrangea like a blue, purple or pink one of those." "37.1% said a sunflower! that is precious. okay that's a compliment. cactus 27.1% i was thinking people would say this because i look good to like stand next to but sometimes i'm also very very sharp. hydrangea!!! yay! 35.8 people are also coming to my wedding. wow!" i replied. next category is hopes, dreams, and fears. "am i going to start crying from this?" i asked. "not this one." the interviewer asked. "okay- wait i'm going to cry for something?" i asked. "does aspen believe in ghosts?" "fuck yeah i do. but i don't ghosts are necessarily evil because what can they do? but yeah i believe in them.  i think they'll say yes." "yes. so 49.7% of you are correct! eight percent of you said no. and forty-two percent says she is a ghost. you might be onto something. whoever said niz was the nine year old because they're scared of ghosts and their mom tells them ghosts aren't real.  okay i'm like bullying this nine year old. i'm so sorry like if you're watching this i actually love you and i'm picking on you like i'm your older sister. i never had younger siblings so can we have this?" "what scares aspen the most?" "butterflies. done and done. butterflies. i've spoken about it. that's what i think they'll say." i replied. "okay first we have butterflies but i can't even look at that photo so i threw it, 247 people said butterflies. okay being alone 167 people said this. yeah okay what are you guys trying to say to me? i'm in a healthy relationship, leave me alone! but i mean it's not like false. okay moving on, no coffee. yes mostly because at this point i have such and unhealthy caffeine like addiction that now if i don't drink coffee i get migraines. should i say that? okay ghosts. i'm not that scared of ghosts. they can't hurt me their air. like even if they through a vase at me like have fun having good aim with your ghost arm. groups of eight graders. OMG! one person said that! okay why is this like the most true one? why is this the truest one? oh my god that is so true. i do not like groups of kids my age or a little younger than me. absolutely not. whoever said that you are coming to my wedding."