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Helluva Boss Incorrect quotes ( Pt. 1 )

Moxxie: Millie I'm sad..
Millie: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Blitz: Loona, I'm sad..
Lonna, nodding: mood

Blitz: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Moxxie: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Millie: I got distracted about halfway through.
Loona: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Blitz: Stolas, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Stolas: Well of course I have.
Blitz: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Stolas: It's boring.

*The group is getting into the car*
Blitz: I'm driving.
Millie, out of view: Shotgun!
Moxxie, turning to face Millie: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Moxxie: WOAH-
Millie, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

Blitz: Dammit, Moxxie!
Moxxie: What?! It wasn't me!
Blitz: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Millie!
Millie: Not me either.
Blitz: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Loona: *whistles*

Blitz: WHY. why did you give Millie a KNIFE?!
Moxxie: I'm sorry. She said they felt unsafe.
Blitz: Now I feel unsafe!
Moxxie: I'm sorry.
Moxxie: ... would you like a knife?

Moxxie: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Blitz: The cow???
Moxxie: What?
Millie: Blitz, W H Y?

Blitz: Is something burning?
Stolas: Just my love for you.
Blitz: Stolas, the toaster is on fire.

Stolas: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Blitz: *chugs entire bottle*
Blitz: It's perfume.

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Yes just a bunch of random fucking helluva boss incorrect quotes. THANKS FOR READING!