Hamilton Incorrect quotes ( PT. 1 )

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by Hazbin_Hamilton

by Hazbin_Hamilton

Laf: What do you want then?
Herc: Er… something work related
Herc: What department is this?
Laf: Sorry?
Herc : Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is.What department is this?
Laf: * looks at John and Alex* Some sort of homosexual department?

John : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Alex: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Herc: I personally was created in a lab.
Laf: I just straight up spawned lol.

Alex: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
John: Plane tickets?
Herc: Concert tickets?
Laf: Prostitution?
Alex, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Alex: Watcha got there..?
John : *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

Alex, driving Pip and Angie: So how was your day?
Pip: We almost got surprise adopted!
Alex: What?
Angie: We almost got kidnapped.
Alex: Oh, okay.
Alex: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

John : How's the sexiest person here~?
Alex: I don't know, how are they~?
John, flustered: I-
Laf, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

John : Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Alex: John, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

John : You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Alex: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Laf: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Herc: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

John : Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Alex: What?
Laf: That you're a child.
Herc: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

John: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Alex: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Laf: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Herc: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Burr: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Peggy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Eliza: Wasn't Angelica with you?
Angelica: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Just a bunch of incorrect quotes LMAO