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Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Incorrect Quotes (with some oc's/maybe some hunicast-)

Alastor: Where's Angel?
Cam: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Cam, shouting: Husker sucks!
Angel, distantly: Husker is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Cam: Found them

Cam: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Angel: A doll.
Husker: A cinnamon roll.
Alastor: A sweetheart.
Cam:
Cam: ...stop it.

Cam, pointing a camera at Husker: There they are, our sweet kitty.
Husker, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Cam: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

Cam: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Alastor: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

Angel: You think I really give a bullshit? I can't even read.

Angel: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Barbie: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Cam: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Blitz: I ate it too-
Cam: See?
Blitz::-On purpose...
Barbie & Cam: ...What?

Barbie: If Blitz and I were drowning, who would you save?
Cam: You two can't swim?
Blitz: It's a hypothetical question, Cam! who would you save?
Cam: my time and effort.

(That one isn't entirely true. She loves the twins)

Alastor: Why are Angel and Husker sitting with their backs to each other?
Cam: They had a fight.
Alastor: Then why are they holding hands?
Cam: They get sad when they fight.

Angel: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Husker: Nope, absolutely not.
Cam: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Alastor: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Charlie: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Vaggie: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Ed: I trust Michael.
Ashley: You think they know what they're doing?
Ed: I wouldn't go that far.

(is it bad that I hear that ^ in their voices..)

Ed: If Michael and I were drowning, who would you save?
Ashley: You two can't swim?
Michael: It's a hypothetical question, Ashley! who would you save?
Ashley: my time and effort.
(That is very, very true) 

'Can I copy the homework?'
Cam: I can help you with it!
Alastor: Yeah, sure.
Barbie: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Verosika : lol nope.
Blitz: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Stolas: *Read 5:55pm*

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Cam: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Alastor: ...I did. I broke it.
Cam: No. No you didn't. Blitz?
Blitz: Don't look at me. Look at Stolas.
Stolas : What?! I didn't break it.
Blitz: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Stolas : Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Blitz: Suspicious.
Stolas : No, it's not!
Barbie: If it matters, probably not, but Stolas was the last one to use it.
Verosika: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Barbie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Verosika: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Blitz!
Alastor: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cam.
Cam: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Blitz: Cam... Barbie's been awfully quiet.
Barbie: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Cam, talking to Alastor: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Cam: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Cam:
Cam: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Cam: Good morning.
Alastor: Good morning.
Barbie: Good morning.
Verosika : You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Blitz: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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And thats all I got lol. Thanks for reading everyone!