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Hazbin/Helluva Incorrect quotes including my ocs!

*The group is getting into the car*
Husker: I'm driving.
Angel, out of view: Shotgun!
Charlie, turning to face Angel: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Angel: WOAH-
Angel, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun* 

Angel, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Husker: You did WHAT–
Alastor: William Snakepeare

Husker: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Alastor: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Husker: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Angel: edible

Husker: I know you snuck out last night, Angel.
Cherri: Play dumb!
Angel: Who's Angel?
Cherri: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Charlie: Hey... What'd ya got there?
Cam: *Demonic alastor standing behind them with a hand on their shoulder* a smoothie.

Stolas: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Blitz: [in the distance] Or murder.

Angel: When are we gonna fuck?
Husker: What?
Angel: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out
Husker: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..

Alastor: I'm having one of those things!
A headache with pictures!!
Cam: you mean an idea.
Alastor: MMMMHHMMM!!

Stolas: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Blitz: Nope, there's 26.
Stolas: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Blitz: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Stolas: You'll get the D later ;).

Stolas: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Blitz: Wow. They sound stupid.
Stolas: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Blitz: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... 'Hey! I love you!'
Stolas: I guess you're right. Hey Blitz, I love you.
Blitz: See! Just say that!
Stolas: Holy fucking shit.
Blitz: If that flies over their head then, sorry Stolas, but they're too dumb for you.
Stolas: Blitz.

Angel: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Husker: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?
Angel: Seize the dick.

Angel: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Husker: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Angel: Holy moly-aaa

Husker, about Angel: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Alastor: Are we stealing them?
Cam: New or used?
Husker: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Cam: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night. 
Angel: You were flirting with Alastor.
Cam: So what? They're my partner.
Angel: You asked them if they were single.
Cam:
Angel: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

Cam: You kill people for money?!
Angel: I can explain!
Cam: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

Husker: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Cam: Have everyone stand.
Charlie: Bring three more chairs!
Angel: The most important ones can sit down.
Alastor: Kill three.

Husker: Bye Angel! Bye Alastor! Bye Cam! Bye Charlie! Bye Angel!
Alastor: You said 'bye Angel' twice.
Husker: I like Angel.

Angel: Angel! I can't do this stupid math!
Husker: What's the math problem?
Angel: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.
*Alastor, covering Cam's ears, while Husker smacks Angel upside the head
Husker: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

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Incorrect quotes because I am insanely bored!