Hazbin Hotel Incorrect quotes ( Pt. 1 )

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by Hazbin_Hamilton

by Hazbin_Hamilton

Angel Dust: I'm an idiot.
Alastor:
Husker:
Charlie:
Vaggie:
Angel Dust:
Husker: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Husker: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Alastor: *turning to Angel Dust* How tall are you?

Alastor: Hey Angel Dust,
Angel Dust: Yes?
Alastor: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Angel Dust:
Angel Dust: Where's Husker?

Angel Dust: If you had to choose between Alastor and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Charlie: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Alastor: Charlie!
Angel Dust: 63 cents.
Charlie: I'll take the money.
Alastor: Charlie!!!

Alastor: We need a distraction.
Charlie: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Angel Dust, whispering: My time has come

Angel Dust: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Alastor: Neither.
Alastor: Because it's twelve.

Alastor: I prevented a murder today.
Angel Dust: Really? How'd you do that?
Alastor: self control.

Husker, going over Angel Dust's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Angel Dust: Yes
Husker: Okay...may I know what you create?
Angel Dust: Problems.

Husker: You're giving me a sticker?
Angel Dust: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me- wow!"
Husker: I'm not a preschooler.
Angel Dust: Fine, I'll take it back
Husker: I earned this, back off!

Husker: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Charlie: >: O language
Alastor: Yeah watch your fucking language
Angel Dust: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ALASTOR THE FUCK WORD?
Vaggie: 'The fuck word'.
Nifty: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Angel Dust: Oh my god she censored it
Husker : Say fuck, Nifty.
Angel Dust: Do it, Nifty.Say fuck.

Charlie: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Husker : Theft.
Nifty: Disturbing the peace.
Vaggie: Aggravated assault.
Alastor: Arson.
Angel Dust: All of the above.In that order, probably.