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Helluva Boss Incorrect Quotes (PT.2)

MoxxieL If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Blitz: What if it bites me and it dies?
Millie: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ Blitz, learn to listen.
Loona: what if it bites itself and I die?
Octavia: Thats voodoo.
Stolas: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Blitz: That's correlation, not causation.
Loona: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Blitz: That's kinky-
Moxxie: Oh. My. God.

Blitz: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Stolas: WTH?!
Blitz: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Blitz, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Stolas, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

Moxxie: Dumbest scar stories, GO!
Stolas: I burned my tounge once drinking tea.
Octavia: I dropped my hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Loona: I have a oiece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade.
Millie: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Blitz:
Blitz: I have emotional scars..

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Blitz: Shit.
Stolas: Wait three?
Loona: OH MY GOD OCTAVIA FELL OFF!
( fun family time- am I right )

Moxxie: How's the sexiest person here~?
Millie: I don't know how are they~?
Moxxie, flustered: I-
Blitz, from across the room: I'm doing great, Thanks!

Blitz: I'm an idiot.
Moxxie:
Millie:
Loona:
Blitz:
Moxxie: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day..

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And a hazbin incorrect quote just for good measure..

Alastor: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang mistletoe, but insead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Husker: Al, no
Angel Dust: MistleFOE!
Husker: Please, stop encouraging him...