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Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes ( PT. 2 )

Vaggie, groans: ANGEL, can you PLEASE give me a striaght answer?!
Angel Dust: Nah, but I'll give ya a gay answer.

Husk: Let's get this striaght
Charlie: More like run something bi you!
Alastor: Let's ace-ess the situation!
Angel Dust: But I'm gay...

Vaggie: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Angel Dust: Okay, but in my defense, Husk bet me fifty cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Vaggie: That's not- yOU DRANK SHAMPOO!?

Angel: So what are you doing later?
Alastor: Having my night ruined by whatever you are about to ask me..

Alastor: I had a rather peculiar dream where Angel Dust kissed me and confessed his love to me.
Charlie whispering to Vaggie: Should we tell him that it wasn't a dream?
Vaggie: No, he's still in shock. Give him some time.

Alastor: You have a face.
Angel: Yeah??
Alastor: I mean. a nice face. You have a nice face.
Angel: Thanks.. I think?
Alastor: Please accept my attempts at flirting.. I don't know what I'm doing...

Charlie: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?
Alastor: One wishes to aquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repedatedly.
Charlie:
Charlie: That was the most Beautiful thing I have ever heard.

Angel, reading a menu: What shoud I get?
Cherri: I dunno. Something you haven't had before?
Angel, to the waiter: I'll have the love and validation from my father, thanks.

Husker: *closes a cabinet*
* a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Alastor: What was that??
Husker: The sound of someone elses problem.

Charlie: So who's more clingy?
Alastor, sitting on Angel's lap, arms wrapped around Angel's neck and face buried in Angel's chest fluff: Obviously Angel is.

Niffty: *barges through the door*
Niffty: Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order??!?!?!
Husker: Wtf does that even mean!?!?!

Angel: Wow, its cold today, I wish someone would hold my hand
Alastor:
Angel, louder: I said, WOW It's SOOOO cold today!! I wish SOMEONE would HOLD my HAND!!

Lucifer, very drunk: *points to Lilith* that's my girlfriend, suckers!
Charlie, quietly: dad, that's your wife..
Lucifer: my WIFE! EVEN BETTER!

Niffty: Who's that?
Alastor: Oh that's Sir pentious, he doesn't like me.
Niffty: And who's that?
Alastor: That's Vox, Velvet, and Valentino. They don't like me either. .
Niffty, points at Lucifer: WHOSE THAT?!
Alastor: Let's just assume for a moment that everybody here doesn't like me!

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Yes- I understand Alastor is canonly aroace, BUT from another aroace ( me ) its cute so I ship it.