▪Deadly Thorns and Violent Storms▪

Chapter 14

Zenistu's POV:

This is like a rollercoaster of emotion. Inosuke is a crazed lunatic who is more then definitely unhinged.

Now me and Tanjiro are getting wrapped into Inosuke's scheme of burglary.

Tanjiro decided we'll find more owners of phones if we go outside since everyone else is leaving anyways.

So we followed him out of the building and started to look around.

Then Tanjiro spotted the pink and green haired girl standing under a tree.

"Yes!" I exclaimed. "I'll bring it to her!!"

"And also me!!" Inosuke shouted. "I'm better at returning things!"

"No, you're better at stealing things!!" I snapped.

"Guys, we'll all just return it together!" Tanjiro said, walking toward the girl.

"Okay." Me and Inosuke replied as we followed him.

"Hey!" Tanjiro greeted. "We found your phone."

The girl gasped, "Thank you!"

"Why, of course, it was no problem!" I said smoothly. "Doing such a simple favor is-"

Then suddenly a guy fell down from the tree we were talking under.

"AGH!!" I screamed and ran behind Tanjiro.

"What're you all doing?" The tree guy asked angrily.

"RETURNING A PHONE. WHY DO YOU HAVE A SNAKE???" I shouted.

"Kaburamaru's my friend." The snake guy said. "Are you going to leave now--?"

"Hey, we found your phone too!!" Tanjiro cut off the snake guy, he pulled out the phone and gave it to him.

"..." The snake guy looked at the phone then at pink haired girl. "Mitsuri, this is yours."

"I have yours, too, Obanai!" Misturi said, turning on her phone to reveal a picture of her as the lock screen.

"Wait!" Tanjiro said. "But why would you two have your lock screens be eachother??"

"..." I can't believe how dumb Tanjiro is.

I ALSO CAN'T BELIEVE THAAT THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL IS WITH THIS EDGY, EMO GUY WHO'S BEST FRIEND IS A SNAKE!!!! I BET HE THINKS HE'S SOOOOO COOL BECAUSE HE HAS A SNAKE AND A GIRLFRIEND! A GIRL LIKE HER COULD GET ANYONE AND SHE PICKS THIS GUY??

"It's because we're dating! Why wouldn't we have a picture of eachother on our lockscreens?" Misturi laughed.

"Also why would I have a pink phone?" Obanai asked. "Just because the lockscreen is my picture doesn't mean I like pink- Oh wait, Misturi that's not what I meant! I love pink on you!! It looks great!!"

Inosuke was left confused by this entire interaction. "Mission complete, I think." He said.

"Yes, all done!!" Tanjiro said. "Now only eight more!"