Hoco in Helluva Boss (READ STORY DESCRIPTION)

C.H.E.R.U.B.

I was scrolling through my phone as Blitz shot two TVs in a row. Suddenly I felt everything starting to shake.
"Hey guys, do you feel that?" Loona asked.
"I definitely do." I said.
"Oh shit is that a hellshake?" Blitz asked. I got up and slowly started walking toward the window.
"Uh, Blitz-" I started but then I noticed Moxxie got slammed into the wall then the sinner I was looking at barely a second ago broke through the wall. I growled at him as he stood up.
"Do not be afraid!" He said.
"Please tell me you got that insurance thing." Blitz asked.
"Who are you and what do you want!?" Millie threatened with a axe.
"I am loopty goopty!" He said before making a spiral and getting beside everyone. "Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!" He said. I groaned and covered my eyes as Loona began to speak to him. I lightly huffed and barely a moment later we began to walk away. That's when I heard Moxxie.
"Guys! Help!" He said.
Oh shit that's right. Mox.
I turned around and went over and began picking off the rocks.
"Losing! Oxygen!" He shouted.
"I'm working on it!" I told him before getting his chest and face uncovered. So how he was able to breathe. So now I began picking off the rocks, still not paying attention to the others. I nearly got all of his body out when he randomly said.
"That's kinda hot." Towards Loopty.
"Okay that got weird and you can dig yourself out the rest of it while I go get the book." I said and left to do so. We went pretty fast, I helped them dress up as humans and we caught a bus just as I turned into my human disguise. We sat down and I scrolled through my phone, waiting for Blitz to tell us when to go. It took a while before he finally spoke.
"Let's do it gang!" He said, we all jumped out of the bus.
"Let's kill this rich guy!" Millie said before we all ran toward the house. Moxxie was the first to peek through the window.
"Wow. That machine really did a number on him." I looked and realized he was right. We kept watching as he tied his cord up.
"Oh fantastic he's going to do our job for us!" Blitz said.
"Snacks and drinks everyone?" I asked, holding out some sodas and popcorn that they grabbed. Just as he was about to do it there was an explosion, it was so strong it blew me back quite a bit.
"Ow.." I got up and rubbed my head. I decided to stay outside for a minute. Soon I quickly had to catch up to the rest of the IMP group since the angel things from the commercial were dragging our target away. I opened my phone and began to text Octavia.
"You up? - Hoco"
"When am I not? - Octavia"
"Point taken. - Hoco"
"You want to talk I take it? - Octavia"
"I mean yeah, I'm always up to talk to the beautiful owl princess. - Hoco"
"Well I'm up to talk. But why at such a random time? - Octavia"
"Mission going wrong, we're going to take a while. - Hoco"
I continued to follow everyone around while texting Octavia while Blitz proceeded to ruin everything. Nature, the mall, aka childhood Wonderment, Lovers' Lookout, aka Love. I actually kinda liked the place. I watched the cars drive away before looking back and seeing Blitz spray Moxxie with a spray bottle of piss. And soon we ended up at an Opera place.
"So, how do we make this bad?" Millie asked.
"We can't, there's literally nothing bad about opera, that's fact." Moxxie said, I pulled out my gun and aimed it.
"I can kill the singer." I said.
"No, we can ruin it somehow." Blitz said before grabbing a light and messing with it. Blitz messed with it too much and it fell down and ended up killing the singer anyways.
"Well I guess we did my plan anyways." I said.
"Well, at least we made it bad." Blitz said.
"That's it! I have had it! You four monsters have messed with us enough!" The main one said.
"We're just trying to do a j-j-job!" The male sheep stuttered.
"So are we." I told him.
"Enough!" He suddenly summoned an angelic crossbow. I gulped. "We are saving that shitty old man's life whether he wants it or not!" He shouted. I quickly growled and got in front of everyone but Blitz pushed me behind him.
"Well someone wants that fucker dead! And he paid in advance and I spent it all on this!" He pulled out a cute miniature green horse. "So he's gotta go!" He shouted putting the horse away.
"You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you’re trying to meddle with the lives of humans?!" The female sheep shouted. Millie picked up Blitz and moved him aside.
"So are you! So why don’t you shut your trap, you judgmental-" She grabbed the sheep and held her. "Cotton candy, tit-havin’ bitch?!" The sheep suddenly went quiet.
"FILTHY DEMON CRAP!!!" She suddenly tackled Millie as Moxxie, Blitz and I quickly ran all different directions. Moxxie quickly left to help Millie leaving me with the male sheep, he shot me in the same wound that lady did from last down.
"Fuck!" I shouted before tripping, I turned around and scooted away from him as he got closer with his crossbow. I started breathing hard and closed my eyes.
"COLLIN GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME!" The female sheep shouted. The sheep looked at me before going over and helping his friend. I quickly went over to Blitz as he threw his empty gun at the cherub that was following him. The cherub shot the rope used to hold us up and we fell, and fast. Just as I blinked the piano got launched into the air and we watched it crush Lyle Lipton.
"Well, well. Would'ya looook at that? You... did our job... for us. Heh!" Moxxie said, Millie flipped them off and I only grinned. The male sheep quickly gasped.
"Ohhhh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my Gooood!" He said then the female one began slapping him.
"Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do not use the Lord’s name in vain!" She said.
"THIS… ISN'T OVER!" The main one shouted before the sheep opened a portal. I decided not to waste any time, I gave Blitz his phone since he had dropped it and cut Millie and Moxxie free just as Loona opened the portal and we all ran in. I sat down in my chair and relaxed as Blitz spoke.
"Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn’t kill him, so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he’s probably up in Heaven now, so... It’s a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now the two are forever separated, and now we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up." He said.
"Sir, when are you going to tell the client?" Moxxie asked.
"Oh, I already sent him a text, and-" Blitz held up his phone. "We’re in good hands, cause texts don’t make people angry." He said. My ear twitched and I kicked Moxxie's chair out of the way, just as an escalator crashed through and Loopty went down it, I quickly moved our of his way.
"BLIIIIIITZ!" He shouted. Blitz suddenly looked incredibly nervous and worried.
"Loofaaaaa!-" He said.
"Loopty." I corrected him.
"Looptyyyyy! We can explain everything. I was-" He started but my ear twitched again.
"Moxxie move-" but just as I said that a second escalator broke through the wall.
"Lyle Lipton?!" We all went, except Loona and Moxxie.
"I don’t understand. We thought you went to Heaven." Millie said, I nodded.
"Heaven?! You don’t make millions in technological advances in robotics by not experimenting on the poor!" Lyle Lipton laughed.
Oh, you no-good, heartless son of a bitch! Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!" He told us. I shrugged.
"I'm gonna go get some water." I said before leaving the room, I grabbed one of those styrofoam cup things and filled it up. By the time I got back Blitz was kicking everyone out.
"Okay well I've had enough shit for today, everyone can go home." He said. So I left for Wrath.