"In paradise!" Millie shouted as she kicked opened the door and came in. Loona didn't even open her eyes and I just took the taxidermied owl from her and tossed it in the fire so she wouldn't burn herself.
"Oh shit, it's morning." Loona tiredly grumbled, facing Millie but not even opening her eyes.
"Uh, yeah. Have you two been here all night? And what are you girls doing?" Millie asked us. Loona took the tray of coffees Millie was holding.
"Blitz bought two hundred taxidermy owls." I told her as Loona handed me a cup that read "Coco", I rolled my eyes since they always got my name wrong, but at this time I was too tired to care and just began gulping it all down.
"Then said I couldn't go home until I burned all of them." Loona said before basically just eating all the cups.
"And I'm just sticking around to help the process go by faster. So far we only have fifty left.." I said, that's when there was a knock on the door, Millie opened it and Wally Wackford was standing there with about a dozen boxes behind him.
"Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!" He said, handing Loona a clipboard, I looked at the board with her.
"Fuuuuuuck." Loona said, Wally began talking but I was too tired to care. Millie grabbed the clipboard and looked over it, she then handed it to me, I went back out and handed the clipboard back.
"Just return them." I told him.
"I'm not sure I can do money refunds-" Wally began, but I grabbed his arm.
"Just do it! I'm not going to let Loona spend more then she has to burning taxidermied owls because our boss is a sulking idiot!" I quickly let him go, realizing I was too tired and lashing out.
"Alright, I'll take them back. I say I say. But maybe you'd like to hang out, hellhound." Wally said, I rubbed my hands over my eyes.
"Whatever! Just get these owls out of here." I said. Wally just shrugged and began taking them away.
Fuuuuuuck meeeeeeeee!
I went back inside. I saw Loona looking like she was ready to break, mumbling about how she didn't want to burn anymore owls, I softly touched her shoulder. She looked up at me.
"I got rid of them, we don't have to keep burning them. I'll burn the rest of the owls, you just sit down and try to wait for the coffee to kick in." I told her.
"Thanks, Hoco, I guess I do need to rest." Loona said before walking over to her desk and sitting down, almost immediately passing out.
"Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW!" I heard Blitz shout. I looked at Loona and shook my head as she was about to get up. I grabbed the disgusting bucket and walked over to the door, opening it a crack before sliding it in. I saw as Millie walked in and began talking to Blitz. I gently rubbed Loona's back since she was just laying on the desk now instead of in the chair. I grabbed the rest of the owls left in the box and carried the box to the fire. I dropped them in just as someone walked in.
"Hello! I'm looking for someone to help me get revenge on someone." She said, I sighed softly and rubbed my eyes.
"One minute please." I said as I walked over to the phone and pressed the button.
"What?!" Blitz shouted over the phone.
"There's a client here." I told him.
"Tell them to FUCK OFF!" He shouted, I quickly covered the phone with my hand before the client could hear the rest.
"Don't!" Millie shouted.
"I wasn't going to anyways." I said.
"You're so lucky I don't fire you, Hoco!" Blitz shouted.
"Blitz, she's just trying to do her job." Millie said.
"She should do it better!" Blitz shouted. Millie gave a small groan.
"I'll be right there." She said.
"Okay, name please." I asked the client.
"Rita." She said, I picked up a clipboard and scribbled. She continued talking about something about a physic and Millie came in, I gave her the clipboard as I walked away to go use the bathroom. After a bit I got a text from Blitz.
"Hurry up and get out here so we can go Ghost fucking! -Blitz"
I grumbled as I quickly washed my paws then dried them, I went downstairs out the door, waved goodbye to Loona then got in the van, I wasn't able to buckle my seatbelt before Blitz opened a portal and immediately crashing, causing me to hit my head against the dashboard.
"Ow.." I whined softly.
"That's your fault for not buckling fast enough." Blitz said before getting out of the van.
"Are you alright?" Millie asked me.
"Yep.. Just need a.. Hour.." I groaned as I sat up.
"Just come when you're ready." She said, getting out of the van and going to talk to Blitz. I stayed where I was for a few minutes. My head aching from the crash. I got up and glanced at Blitz and Millie, to get a look at their disguises, I slowly shifted into my human disguise, I touched my nose and realized it was bleeding a bit. I wiped my nose quickly, staying behind for a little bit longer as I used a tissue to stop the bleeding. Then I went inside, I stopped at the front desk.
"Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have that star. How may I help you today?" The front desk man asked.
"I'm looking for two.. People. One wearing a beanie and the other with blond hair?" I asked, he looked me up and down before pointing down one of the walls.
"You also have a little something going down your nose." He said, I wiped my nose and realized it was still bleeding.
"Just a little face paint my roommate failed to do." I said quickly, making the excuse, I quickly walked down the hall and began sniffing, trying to find Blitz and Millie. That's when I heard it, it was far but so clear..
"NO! NO, NO, NO MOM I'M SORRY! MOM PLEASE I'M SORRY!"
Blitz..
I quickly started running toward I heard the shouting, but this hotel was so big and huge, that it was hard to tell which direction the echos were coming from. I eventually found the room and tripped on my own foot as I fell into it.
"Ow.." I whimpered softly. Blitz walked over to me and held his hand toward me with a smile.
This is.. Different.
I thought as I grabbed his hand and helped me up.
"Sorry I've been such a pain in the ass, Hoco. You're.. You're a great Hellhound. I'm sorry for how I've been treating you lately." He said.
"An apology from you? Now I've heard seen everything." I said with a small chuckle.
"Oh fuck off. I'm trying to better myself. Now let's figure this bitch out!" Blitz said as the three of us walked into the hallway.
"Well, what's the only thing you know that comes to Earth and fucks with people's minds that badly?" Millie said, hinting at something.
"I don't know, it's something that like an infestor demon would do-ohhh." Blitz said.
"Makes more sense now." I commented.
"Bingo!" Millie shouted. I slowly went into my hellhound form as we heard creepy sounds coming from the hallway.
"So-ho. Figured it out, have you?" We heard, all of us getting in a fighting position. The flashing lights caused me to need to look away for a second. "A bit out of your depth, aren't you little ones?" His voice began to go distorted as he faded to his demon form and retreated into the shadows.
"Know this one, Hoco?" Millie asked.
"I know a lot of demons, but he ain't one.." I growled. The lights suddenly began breaking and we began running, I was quicker than them but I didn't realize until I heard Blitz behind me.
"Damn our tiny fucking legs! Hoco wait up!" He shouted, I quickly ran back and snatched them, now running as fast as I could.
Fuck fuck fuck!
"You know my secret, I guess you gotta die like all the reeest!" The demon shouted before wrapping something around my legs, causing me to fall and accidentally drop Millie and Blitz. I was about to call for them to run when I felt something wrap around my mouth, then my eyes, then cover my nose, then coil around my neck. I tried scratching at it. I felt my ears suddenly covered. I could barely breathe until I felt my head whacked against something, it took me a minute to be able to open my eyes again, I saw Millie and Blitz in the ground as well as the demon laughing with his back toward them. I ran over as quickly as I could, jumping on his back and wrapping my arm around his throat, pulling and gripping as tightly as I could. I could hear him choking as his claws dug into my arm.
C-Can't.. Let go.. Until.. Blitz.. And Millie.. Are.. Up!
"Get off me!" He suddenly pulled my arm, I could feel his claws going so deep I almost completely lost feeling, I was suddenly blasted back and slammed into the wall, my vision going black.
"You'll never be good enough."
"I should've aborted you when I got the chance."
"Why couldn't you have been the one who died?"
"Why do we even try with you?"
"You'll never be anything more then a pet."
"Congratulations, you're the most useless hellhound in all of Hell. Even if you're just a puppy."
"Be honored you've been chosen at all."
"I should've thrown you out when I gave birth to you."
"You'll never amount to anything."
"You'll just be a breeding bitch then thrown away."
"You're nothing."
"You're worthless."
"You're just a bitch."
"You should've never taken that first breath.."
"Hoco! Wake up!" My eyes slowly opened as Millie shook me. I sat up. Almost saying something just out of my head, but I quickly stopped. "Thank goodness.. Help me hold him!" Millie shouted, I nodded, I got up, I quickly grabbed Blitz by his arms as Millie began to kick his ass. Holding him felt so strange. The demon possessing him, it made him feel so wrong. But soon, Millie took him from me and threw him into the water. Blitz spit out the demon. As Blitz sat up, I quickly stopped Millie from punching him in the face.
"Ugh, good work Mils. Hoco." Blitz said, the demon crawled out of the water.
"You little ass plugs are done for. You're dead, Bethany!" The demon said. Blitz grabbed the vacuum as he walked toward them.
"Well that's where you're wrong. I ain't Bethany Ghost-Fucker. Tonight I'm Blitzo DEMON-DICKER!" He shouted as as he whacked the demon into the water. He just gave a 'what the fuck?' look and Blitz dropped the vacuum in the water, I looked away.
"And THAT'S how you get GHOST-FUCKED!!" Blitz shouted.
"Let's go home." Millie said as we began to walk.
"Yeah, fuck hotels." Blitz said, we shortly went through the portal and Blitz noticed all my injuries. "Why don't you go home, Hoco?"
"Thanks Blitz.." I climbed in Merciless. "To Beelzebub's palace.." I whispered to Merciless, I cut the rope and she began to run.
Finally..

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Hoco in Helluva Boss (READ STORY DESCRIPTION)
Non-FictionAdded my OC in Helluva Boss. Hoco's design is heavily based on Loona but I see other OCs that look like Moxxie with different colors. So before you talk shit talk shit to them first. Anyways time for the warnings. Gore warning. Swear warning. Trigge...