(Natasha is online)
(Tony is online)
(Peppa is online)
Tony: Oh, Natasha! Guess who's here?
Peppa: Come on, let's go shopping!
Natasha: *walks out from the living room*
Peppa: *gasps* YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT SHOPPING!
Natasha: Tight black catsuits are fine, thanks!
Tony: Change her outfit Peppa!
Peppa: Alright! We still have plenty of time to shop anyways! Now how about this dress? *pulls out short tight pink dress*
Natasha: DO I LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER TO YOU?
Peppa: Umm, no. This? *pulls out a pair of jean shorts and a bright yellow crop*
Natasha: ARE WE GOING TO THE BEACH OR SOMETHING?
Tony: Stop being picky, Natasha.
Natasha: LET'S GO BEFORE I MURDER SOMEONE!
(At the shops)
Peppa: Ooh, David Jones is having a sale.
Natasha: *perks up eagerly* For guns??
Peppa: *gives Natasha a weird look* No, for shoes.
Natasha: *hangs head sadly*
Peppa: Look! How about these cool heels?
Natasha: Are the heels made of knives?
Peppa: What??
Natasha: Nothing.
Peppa: OMG! LOOK AT THAT! IT'S THE COOLEST PAIR OF BOOTS I'VE EVER SEEN!
Natasha: No way! That's really ugly!
Peppa: IT'S MADE OF REAL LEATHER!
Natasha: Umm, hello?? I exist too!
Peppa: AND IT HAS A REALLY COOL HEEL!
Natasha: *face palm*
Peppa: I'm gonna try them on!
Natasha: And I'm gonna go and die.
Peppa: Don't be silly. Sit. It's buy one get one free here! Try those shoes on! *points to the biggest pair of heels ever*
Natasha: How do I kill people in that thing?!?!?!
Peppa: Then that?? *points to a pair of sandals with a lot of straps*
Natasha: How do I kill people in that thing?!?!?!
Peppa: GOD DAMN IT, Natasha! JUST TRY SOMETHING ON!
Natasha: You know what? I'm gonna buy these massive pink heels!
Peppa: Really?
Natasha: Yeah. And wrap it up and give it to you on your birthday.
Peppa: Haha, good joke.
Natasha: *smiles evilly*
Well I know it's not funny once again but I tried once again. Haha. Natasha is so harsh! I would've bought every shoe in the world if I were her but guess not. Next up...Loki!!
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The Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
