Hi all!! Some Pepperoni tension here!
(Steve is online)
(Tony is online)
Tony: so oldie how's doin
Steve: You must be talking to you father's grave!!
Tony: *drinks five glasses of scotch*
Steve: Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry about that. I knew your father. A great man he was.
Tony: That's good to know oldie.
Steve: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Tony: Come on, Grandpa! My pet fish can do better!
Steve: But you don't even have a fish!
Tony: Exactly!
Steve: That's it. I'm calling Peppa. She's gonna deal with this.
Tony: *drinks another five glasses of scotch* Because she can totally deal with this-
(Peppa is online)
Tony: -not like I'm going to obey people like Peppa. I am my own self and I don't have to listen to snobs like her anyways! I'M TONY STARK! I DO WHATEVER I WANT!
Peppa: Tony? What did you just say?
(Natasha, Clint, Bruce and Thor are online)
Steve: Hi guys!!
Thor: HELLO BRETHEN! WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?
Peppa: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ACTIONS! YOU ARE LOUSY AND FOUL!
Tony: *drinks another two glasses of scotch* Like I give a damn
Bruce: Peppa, just ignore him. He's drunk.
Natasha: Actually, I wanna see Peppa beat up Stark!!
Thor: Lady Peppa, do not hurt the man of iron!!
Clint: Calm down, Peppa.
Peppa: NO! I AM FED UP WITH YOU TONY! YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE, NOT AN EQUAL!
Tony: *drinks another glass of scotch* But you work for me.
Bruce: Tony! APOLOGISE AT ONCE!!!
Tony: Sorry, Peppa...
Clint: (breathes sigh of relief*
Tony: THAT I AM SO AWESOME AND THAT YOU CANNOT COPE WITH THAT! *celebrates by drinking an entire bottle of scotch*
Bruce: TONY!
Peppa: THAT'S IT!
Steve: Now, now, nobody wants a civil war!!
Peppa: WE ARE DONE! OVER! I FINISHED WITH YOU, TONY!
Natasha: Come on, Peppa, let's go calm down and I'll give you a pedicure.
Steve: You actually do people's nails?
Natasha: This is a rare occasion, okay?
(Peppa and Natasha have logged off)
Tony: I'm sad.
Thor: Why is the man of iron sad??
Bruce: OH SO NOW YOU CARE ABOUT PEPPA!
Tony: Not sad because she ditched me! Sad cuz I ran out of scotch!
Steve: OK NOW I DECLARE A CIVIL WAR WITH TONY!
Clint: *grabs Steve and holds him back* STEVE NO! Leave it to Bruce.
Bruce: TONY HOW COULD YOU BE SO HARD ON HER? THAT'S SOJqd0y83 98)+)_oqghqgr18GUOBW KO OI,P-03 C
Clint: He's hulking out again??
(The chatroom has been disabled)
Pepperoni tension people! Don't worry. Happy endings all around later. Clintasha fans better be excited!!
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FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
