(Tony and Ultron are online)
Tony: Gosh, Ultron, I thought you were dead!
Ultron: But I AM NOT!
Tony: Oh ok.
Ultron: Aren't you going to scream and cry and run for your life at the sight of me?
Tony: No.
Ultron: Not even a little bit?
Tony: *sips on scotch* I've already told you...NO!
Ultron: WHY ARE YOU SO CALM AND NOT EVEN A BIT AFRAID?
Tony: *pretends to ignore Ultron* Hmm, where's my best scotch glass?
Ultron: START CRYING YOU IDIOT!!
Tony: Err, why? I'm in quite good mood thanks! *pours scotch*
Ultron: In that case, I'm going to have to try and MAKE you cry, you imbecile!!
Tony: *drinks scotch* You do that!
Tony: WAIT WHAT? *drops scotch on the floor*
Ultron: Here comes the scary puppets and dolls!!
Tony: This is not even that scary!
Ultron: WOOOOO! SCARY PUPPETS! *waves puppets in Tony's face*
Tony: They're just socks on your so-called hands!
Ultron: SCARY DOLLS!
Tony: They're just stick figures of dolls on paper that you've cut out!
Ultron: IT'S SCARY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE SO CRY!
Tony: Meh. *gets more scotch*
Ultron: *growls* Fine, Plan B!
Tony (sarcastically): Gee, I wonder what scary thing is next.
Ultron: *takes out onions*
Tony: Puh-lease.
Ultron: Im gonna chop them!!
Tony: *gets lab goggles out and wears them*
Ultron: I'M CHOPPING THEM INTO BILLIONS OF PIECES!!
Tony: You'r chopping it in YOUR face, not mines.
Ultron: I'M IGNORING THE TEARS COMING FROM MY OWN EYES! I'M STILL CHOPPING!
Tony: *sips scotch*
Ultron: Okay, I must stop, my eyes are dying.
Tony: Is there a plan C? I'm dying to see what it is.
Tony: Note the sarcasm!
Ultron: Umm, no.
Tony: MWAHAHAHAHA! *sips scotch*
Ultron: I give up.
(Ultron has logged off)
Tony: See ya loser!!
(The Avengers are online)
(Pietro and Wanda are online)
Thor: GOOD JOB MAN OF IRON!! YOU DID AS GOOD AS MY FATHER CHOPPING OFF HIS ENEMY'S HEAD!
Tony: Um thanks?
Natasha: You're an idiot.
Bruce: NAT! Well done science bro!
Clint: :)
Steve: You were OK.
Tony: *sips scotch* *throws scotch glass at Steve*
Steve: *ducks*
Tony: WHY YOU LITTLE-
Wanda: Hey Tony, guess what?
Tony: What?
Wanda: SHUT UP!
Pietro: Hahahaha!
Tony: :(
Pietro: Alright, who's battle is next?
Wanda: I think yours.
Pietro: WHAT?
Natasha: And it seems that the villains are putting you with...
Bruce: MANDARIN!
Tony: Gee I wonder why he sounds so familiar...
Clint: Yeah I wonder too Tony!!
Tony: CLINT!!
Clint: Just joking, you crazy whale.
Thor: YAY LET US GO ND SEE THE FIGHT BETWEEN MANDARIN AND THE GREAT PIETRO!
Steve: Alright, come on.
Pietro: *shivers*
YOU ARE READING
The Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
