(The Avengers are online)
Clint: Enough, Nat! Stop stealing my cupcakes!
Natasha: *stuffs cupcakes into mouth* What cupcakes?
Clint: You've been stealing all my food ever since we got back from Budapest!
Natasha: Hey! I've been living with Russian food and vodka all my life!
Clint: So? Get your own!
Tony: WAIT! Did someone say Budapest?
Clint: Yeah...why?
Thor: WE MUST HEAR THIS TERRIFIC TALE OF BATTLES IN THE MISGARDIAN LAND OF BUDAPEST! WHAT IS BUDAPEST?
Vision: Budapest is the capital city of Hungary, a rather lavish country near the centre of Europe. The city itself has approximately 1.7 billion occupants and is best known for its -
Natasha: Okay, okay, Vision. Thank you, we don't need to know anymore.
Pietro: Hey, don't talk to my friend like that!
Vision: Thank you, my dear friend Pietro, but it is perfectly alright.
Pietro: FRIEND? I have a fr-
Wanda: PIETRO! Shush!
Bruce: So, continuing on the topic of Budapest, can you please tell us what happened, Nat and Clint?
Steve: Tell us! We love stories!
Tony: 0.0 ... We?
Steve: Well...some of us do anyways.
Thor: WIDOW OF BLACK AND EYE OF HAWK! PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US WITH YOUR TALES OF BUDAPEST!
Bruce: YEAH! GO ON!
Tony: Tellustellustellustellus!
Natasha: If you stopped chanting, maybe we'd tell you!
Tony: 0.0
Steve: 0.0
Pietro: 0.0
Bruce: 0.0
Clint: 0.0
Wanda: 0.0
Thor: Ohoh! I like this game! :P 0.0_0.0 >.> <.<
Vision: Do tell us what you mean, my friend?
Pietro: FRIEND? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR ONLY FR-
Wanda: Pietro, be quite and let Nat and Clint speak.
Pietro: Eep!
Natasha: Thank-you, Wanda. So, I worked for the KGB and Clint was working for...
Clint: ...SHIELD. I was sent on a mission to kill Nat but things turned out different. Because Nat was so...
Natasha: ...DAMN GOOD AT EVERYTHING! The KGB came after us and we went into hiding at a hotel. That's where we met Chrissie...
Clint: ...and she helped us! What did she do again?
Natasha: She gave us some money to use on a vending machine when we ran out of spare change.
Steve: Wow, amazing action story. No jumping out of a plane? No shooting? No nothing?
Clint: We took down the KGB tracking us and Nat joined SHIELD. TA-DA! *big finish* *jazz hands*
Natasha: we'd love to explain more but I gotta go!
Tony: Go where?
Natasha: To steal more of Clint's snacks! I still have extra cupcakes of his!
Thor: WIDOW OF BLACK AND EYE OF HAWK! STOP IT! WIDOW OF BLACK MUST RETURN EYE OF HAWK HIS CUPCAKES BECAUSE IT IS A FAIR AND HONEST THING TO DO!
Bruce: Yeah, Nat! Clint might even share the cupcakes with you if you ask!
Wanda: Come on Nat, spit it out!
Natasha: Grr, okay! *opens mouth*
Clint: NO! Stop. I mean, I don't really want the cupcakes anymore.
Natasha: SNACKS ARE MINEEEEEEES!
(Natasha has logged off)
Clint: HEY!
(Clint has logged off)
Wanda: That went well.
Bruce: But seriously, Chrissie gave them vending machine money that supposedly saved their lives?
Steve: Wow.
A/N - Hi guys! Sorry this was rushed. Need suggestions please!
Lotsa love,
Chrissie!
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FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
