81. Energy Globe

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(Tony and Bruce are online)

Tony: BRUCE! BRUCE! Our energy globe is ready! Let's test it!

Bruce: Good idea! It's going to use a lot of energy in Stark Tower.

Tony: Meh. Stark Tower has lots of electricity! Turn it on!

Bruce: *turns on energy globe*

Tony: *pupils dilate* AWESOME!

Bruce: This is the coolest thing ev-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS? TONY! TONY! I'M GONNA HULK OUT IN FEAR! AHHHH!

Tony: *laughs nervously* Don't worry, it's just a bit dark. It's all good. Nothing to be afraid of. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S SO DARK!

(Vision and Wanda are online)

Vision: I love you very much, my Wanda!

Wanda: I love you my adorable little Vision-cutie-pie! *looks* Oh, why is it so dark?

Tony: Uh...nothing?

Wanda: Oh, you're here? D-did you hear anything?

Tony: *smirks* Nope.

Vision: #0.0# Uhh...

Bruce: <.<

Bruce: >.>

Bruce: Hmm...

(Natasha, Clint and Steve are online)

Steve: Uh, guys? Who turned out the lights?

Tony + Bruce: *points* HE DID IT!

Steve: Oh, really?

Tony: HE TURNED ON THE ENERGY GLOBE!

Bruce: HE TOLD ME TO!

Steve: Oh, yeah? And what if Tony told you to jump off a bridge? Would you do it because he told you to?

Bruce: *sighs* No.

Tony: Ha!

Steve: But Tony, that's stupid of you to tell him to.

Tony: Wharrrgh? Me?

Clint: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Cheep! IT'S SO DARK! Cheep! ARGH! Cheep! I'M SCARED! Cheep! Why, Tony, why? What did I do to you? Cheep! AHH!

Natasha: That's it. Nobody scares my Clint-ie pie!

Tony: Your what?

Natasha: Nothing! Now, I'm gonna ninja-tackle whoever did this!

Bruce: Nat, it's dark. You can't see any of us.

Clint: Cheep! Have you forgotten who she is?

Tony: Meh. I'm safe. I'm just g-AH! OUCH! MY FACE! OUCH! MY LIFE! OUCH! MY TOES! OUCH!

Natasha: That wasn't me, Tony. I was aiming for Bruce.

Tony: What? Then who i-is it? GHOST!

(Thor is online)

Thor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *GRABS TONY* HELP ME MAN OF IRON! I'M SCARED! AHHHHH!

Tony: Oh that makes sense – OW!

Thor: HELPHELPHELPHELP!

(Pietro is online)

Pietro: Guys, shush man! It's the middle of the night! I need my sleep if I wanna stay good-looking! *flips hair*

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