(Thor and Whiplash are online)
Thor: HELL LASH OF WHIP! HOW ARE YOU?
Whiplash: So, I don't have much competition do I?
Thor: WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL SO SCARED, LASH OF WHIP?
Whiplash: Seriously, just don't call me that!
Thor: HOW ABOUT WE GO AND LISTEN TO SOME SONGS?
Whiplash: That's it, Hammer Boy, I'm going to use this whip on you!
Thor: BUT THAT WHIP IS HORRIBLE! IT DOES YOU NO GOOD!
Whiplash: Puh-lease, I could slice you in half with it, Hammer Boy.
Thor: MJOLNIR COULD ZAP YOU AND ONLY I COULD DO IT CUZ IT ONLY ANSWERS TO ME
Whiplash: Well my whips are...are...
Thor: WANT TO HEAR ME SING ABOUT MY HAMMER? IT'S A REMIX OF MONEY MONEY MONEY BY ABBA!
Whiplash: OH HELL NO!
Thor: I ZAP ALL NIGHT I ZAP ALL DAY! AIN'T THAT FUN? AND STILL I HAVEN'T GOT A-
Whiplash: *lashes whip at Thor*
Thor: HOW DARE YOU!
Whiplash: Oh yes I dare!
Thor: *zaps hammer at Whiplash*
Whiplash: EEHH!
Thor: YOU DO NOT MESS WITH ME WHILST I AM SINGING MY FAVOURITE SONGS!!
Whiplash: ABBA is horrible!
Thor: WHAT SONGS DO YOU LIKE THEN?
Whiplash: TO HER DOOR BY PAUL KELLY!
Thor: THAT SONG SUCKS! THE WIFE TOOK THE KIDS! HOW CRAZY!
Whiplash: Grr...(*sings* they got married early, never had no money)
Thor: SEE YOU ARE SINGING TOO!
Whiplash: No I'm not! (*sings* then when he got laid off they really hit the skits)
Thor: I WANT TO SING TOO! I LOVE THE WIGGLES!
Whiplash: What?
Thor: DO THE PROPELLER! DO THE PROPELLER! DO THE PROPELLER, ROUND AND ROUND!
Whiplash: How wierd.
Thor: SING YOU HUMAN SING!!
Whiplash: No way Jose!
Thor: *zaps hammer at Whiplash* SING!
Whiplash: Ah! OK OK Umm propellers propellers?
Thor: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SING IT! SING!!!!! *zaps hammer at Whiplash*
Whiplash; BUT-BUT
Thor: NOW!!
Whiplash: Ok ok umm do the propeller propeller propeller??
Thor: NO YOU IDIOT! I AM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT THE DOOR!
Whiplash: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(Whiplash has been disabled from the chat)
(The Avengers have logged on)
Bruce: WOO HOO THAT WAS AWESOME!
Natasha: Good job!!
Clint: TWO WINS FOR THE AVNGERS!
Steve: WELL DONE!!
Tony: We're gonna win this thing!
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The Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
