(Wanda, Peppa, Natasha, Maria and Peggy are online)
Peggy: Someone! GET ME MORE TEA!
Wanda: Umm, I'm, umm...baking...a, er, spoon! I mean, wiping a cake! Wait, baking a cake and wiping a spoon!
Natasha: Well, I'm...umm. helping Wanda!
Wanda: No you're not. Go and get Peggy some tea!
Natasha: But Maria and Peppa aren't doing anything!
Peggy: SOMEONE!
Peppa: I'M-
(Chrissie and Emma are online)
Emma: Here's the groceries!
Chrissie: And would you believe us if we told you that the shopping list talked to us?
Natasha: Err, no we wouldn't.
Maria: Guys, can you please help me unpack the ingredients?
Peggy: IS ANYONE GOING TO GET ME MY TEA?
Wanda: Oh fine. *uses powers to bring teapot to Peggy*
Peggy: WHY IS THE TEA SO DAMN COLD?
Wanda: You're welcome! *rolls eyes*
Peppa: Okay! To the baking part...step one-preheat oven to 180
Maria: Got it.
Peppa: Beat butter and brown sugar with the electric beater.
Wanda: I'll do that! GRAAAAHHHH! *uses powers* *crushes brown sugar and butter in a bowl with powers* *NINJA POSE*
Emma: Aunt Wanda, you were supposed to use the electric beater! *face palm*
Wanda: Meh, it still looks like it should...smooth and soft.
Chrissie: Actually, it looks like a blob of butter with some brown sugar squished on it.
Wanda: It'll do!
Peppa: Okay...OK! Next...add eggs!
Natasha: ASSASSIN TIME! *throws eggs into air* *ninja kick* THE EGGS HAVE LANDED IN THE BOWL!
Maria: There's still the shells, Nat...
Natasha: Whatever.
Peppa: Why do I have a feeling that this is gonna be the worst cookies in history?
Natasha: Oi!
Peppa: NEXT! Sift flour and baking powder onto butter mixture.
Chrissie: Ninja style, baby! *punches flour bag and baking powder can off the table* *back flip* *catches flour and baking powder with sift* *high kick* *sifts flour and powder onto butter* TA-DA!
Emma: At least you managed to follow the instructions. *cough* Nat and Wanda *cough*
Maria: Agreed. No offense.
Wanda: LOTS TAKEN!
Natasha: Grr...
Peppa: Guys!! Cool it! Now mix the ingredients together with chocolate chips!
Natasha: I'll do it-
Peppa: No wait! I'll do it! *pours chocolate chips*
Emma: Are there any leftover chocolates??
Wanda: Now now Emma, your dad wouldn't want you eating lots of-
Emma: *pours leftover chocolate into mouth*
Wanda: -sugar...damn it.
Emma: Oops sorry.
Chrissie: Hahaha. *cough* I mean...*sneezes*
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The Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
