18. Clint vs Bullseye

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(Clint and Bullseye are online)

Clint: Oh you.

Bullseye: Watch what you say bird boy or I'll throw some darts at yo throat

Clint: ooh so scared imma go pee in my pants now

Bullseye: *gets our darts*

Clint: *gets out arrows*

Bullseye: Are we seriously gonna have a mexican stand off?

Clint: Might as well. While we do that, let's see who's better! Isn't that what we're here for?

Bullseye: I NEVER MISS!

Clint: You did once when Daredevil dodged your little razor things!!

Bullseye: Apart from that!

Clint: YOU STILL MISSED!

Bullseye: You missed in the first Avengers movie when you tried to get Loki!

Clint: a)I never denied it and b)Loki caught is, yes, but it exploded and sent him flying!

Bullseye: Well, you..you..grr...

Clint: Hell yeah! KATNISS EVERDEEN HAS WON THE HUNGER GAMES!

Bullseye: Shut up Hunger Games!

Clint: Oi, it's not like you have any interesting interests!

Bullseye: I like to go to the bar!

Clint: Well it's not a good example is it! YOU GET DRUNK AND YOU DO BAD STUFF!

Bullseye: Well that's what I want to do!!

Clint: BAD GUYS ALWAYS LOSE IN THE END IF THAT ISN'T CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU!!

Bullseye: Damn...

Clint: OH IN YO FACE COWBOY!

Bullseye: I'm going to go and cry.

Clint: Oh wait...*loads bow*

Bullseye: huh?

Clint: *shoots and hits the wall and hits the wall next to Bullseye's head*

Clint: First one's a warning.

Bullseye: DON'T STEAL MY LINE!

Clint: Boo boo cry baby!

(Bullseye has logged off)

(The Avengers have logged on)

Natasha: GOOD JOB CLINT! *kisses Clint*

Thor: WELL DONE EYE OF HAWK!

Steve: Good job Clint!

Tony: You beat him!

Bruce: Well done! :D


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