(Steve, Tony, Bruce, Natasha, Wanda, Pietro and Clint are online)
Steve: WOWWWWWWWWWW! THIS ROOM LOOKS SUPERDUPER AWESOME!
Tony: Steve, this room looks like my regular living room...with some decorations. It's not "superduper awesome!"
Steve: Gee, sorry I like parties. Parties in the 40's weren't so spectacular.
Bruce: I feel a Civil War coming on!
Clint: CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT?
Wanda: 0.0
Natasha: 0.0
Pietro: 0.0
Bruce: If you look around, the whole world's comin' together now, baby! Can you feel it?
Clint: CAN YOU FEEL IT?
Bruce: CAN YOU FEEL IT?
(A/N- This is a Michael Jackson song btw)
Tony: Hm...totally not jealous.
(Tony has invited Thor online)
Thor: GOOD EVENING PARTY BRO! DO YOU LIKE THIS PARTY MY FATHER, BROTHER AND I HAVE SET UP?
Tony: Lovin' it, BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bro! Bro! Bro! Listen guys, BRO!
Thor: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MULTIPLY YOUR 'BROS' MAN OF IRON!
Tony: Let's just get this part started, party BRO!
(Loki and Odin are online)
Odin: BEHOLD, AVENGERS, LET US BEGIN THIS PARTY WITH A FEAST AND A SPEECH! THAT SI THE ASGARDIAN WAY!
Loki: Oh goodness, you guys are not gonna love this party.
Pietro: Who doesn't love a party? *super speeds around for candy*
Natasha: YASSSSS FOOOOOD! LET'S EAT!!!!
Odin: I shall make make a speech for my fellow party mates as it is my doing. Sit, Avengers and I shall speak.
Loki: His speeches aren't speeches! They're battle stories!!!! RUN!
Thor: BROTHER STAY HERE!
Tony: Yeah, I'm agreeing with my PARTY BRO!!
Bruce: Oh boy...Hey Clint! Sit here, Best BRO!
Clint: Sure!! *sits next to Bruce*
Natasha: The bros have split up????
Pietro: Duhn-duhn-duhn!
Wanda: Hey where's Vision?
Steve: He said he's running late. Let's start without him.
Odin: Eh-hem. My beloved party mates, today we are here to celebrate. Simply friendship and bravery between our teammates. Speaking of bravery -
Loki: Oh no.
Odin: I once came across a massive monster in the forests of Asgard and it required a great deal of bravery to defeat him. You know, it also includes a silver sword, a golden shield, bronze helmet, a -
Natasha: *yawns* *admires nails*
Wanda: *drops head into table*
Steve: *eyelids droop* I haven't been this sleepy in ages - like 65 years.
Tony: *plays with Iron Man merchandise* Oh, fun, fun, fun...*groans*
Bruce: Just a bit tired...*yawns* Just a bit...not much...
Clint: Cheep! Birdy needs sleepy. *sleeps* *snores*
Pietro: Old men these days *sleeps* *snores*
Loki: Yep, just as I thought - *drops head to sleep*
Thor: YAY! TERRIFIC BATTLE TALE FATHER!
Odin: - and then I chopped it's head off. Like, chopped chopped, not slicing like other warriors do. The blade came down really hard - because you know, I'm strong - and -
(Vision is online)
Vision: Hello, everyone. What have I missed?
Wanda: *eyes sparkle*
Everyone (but Thor and Odin): SAVED!
Steve: Hi Vision, you missed nothing. We were just about to eat -
Tony: - and we were NOT AT ALL LISTENING TO A BORING SPEECH FROM ODIN!
Vision: Okay, then. Shall we eat?
Everyone (but Thor and Odin): YES!
Natasha: *grabs vodka*
Tony: *grabs scotch*
Clint: *grabs Coke*
Wanda: *grabs hot chocolate*
Pietro: *grabs soda*
Loki: *grabs tea*
Bruce: *grabs water*
Vision: *grabs nothing*
Odin: *grabs rum*
Thor: *grabs rum*
Tony: Wait, why is Loki drinking tea?
Loki: CUZ I'M BRITISH!
Natasha: You are?
Loki: QUIET, MORTAL!
Wanda: Okay...
Pietro: Isn't anyone going to question Vision grabbing nothing and Bruce's water?
Everyone: No.
Pietro: Okay then.
(Everyone but Vision has began drinking aggressively)
(Everyone but Vision has dropped onto the table, snoring)
Vision: Why are we all sleeping?
(Loki has woken up quickly)
Loki: Did I mention Asgardian drinks contain sleeping potions? Then we add it to mortal drinks.
(Loki has fallen asleep again)
Vision: That's odd...do they have side effects?
(Chrissie and Emma are online)
Chrissie: Yes they do.
Emma: Just watch.
(Chrissie and Emma have logged off)
(Everyone but Vision has woken up)
Tony: I FEEL LIKE DANCING!! *does the whip and nae nae*
Thor: MEEEEE TOOOOO PARTYYYYY BROOOOOOO! *does the chicken dance*
Vision: Oh, that's one sight I'll never get out of my head. Maybe...deleting image.
Natasha: Hey, Clint, how about some music? NANANANANANANANANANANANANA!
Clint: Yeah! CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL IT?
Bruce: LET'S DANCE, LET'S SHOUT, SHAKE YOUR BODY DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Vision: Uh, not thank you Dr Banner. I would not like to shake my body to the ground.
Pietro: *super speeds around* AHOY, MATIES! GIMME YOUR CANDY OR WALK THE PLANK! *wears eye patch* GRR I'M NICK FURY!
Wanda: LOL! *makes objects fly with telekinesis* LOOK, LOOK, GUYS! THERE'S A BAKED CHICKEN IN THE AIR!
Thor: THE NAME'S ODINSON. THOR ODINSON. PEW PEW PEW! *pretends to shoot mini pistols*
Loki: LET ME JOIN IN BROTHER!! *pretends to be a cowboy* YEE-HAW!
Odin: PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Yeah!
Vision: Uh...
(The chat room has been disabled)
A/N - Yes, there's a part 4.
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The Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
