(The Avengers are online)
(Pietro and Wanda are online)
(Loki is online)
(Peppa is online)
Tony: Does anybody know what day it is???????
Steve: Erm...
Bruce: The two month anniversary of the day i broke my special science beaker?
Tony: No! It's Valentine's Day!
Loki: Oh god no
Thor: YAY I SHALL GO AND BUY FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATES FOR YOU FELLOW AVENGERS AND MY FELLOW BROTHER LOKI AND MY GIRLFRIEND JANE
Natasha: That's just weird Thor
Thor: I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO EXPRESS MY LOVE!
Clint: *face palm*
Loki: Thor, don't. Just don't.
Thor: I SHALL GO TO THE NEARBY FLORIST NOW!
(Thor has logged off)
Steve: Wanda, I got you a gift.
Wanda: *places hand over heart* Aww how sweet!
Steve: I got you a bouquet of roses and a red makeup set.
Wanda: Omg thank you so much Steve! I got you something too!
Steve: Really? What?
Wanda: Look! A mini Captain America figure that moves and talks
Steve: Thank you very much Wanda!
Pietro: *coughs* I exist too you know!
Wanda: Oh sorry.
Loki: How ironic.
Clint: Nat? Happy Valentine's Day! I got you some flowers!
Natasha: Nice! I'll use them as a target for my next gun training!
Clint: Ok...wait what?
Natasha: Just kidding. I got you a Hunger Games arrow set.
Clint: Yay! Thanks! I'm gonna use it!
Bruce: Aww Clintasha is so sweet!
Natasha: Bruce, I shall murder you.
Loki: What happened to "Love is for Children"?
Natasha: It went out the door because Clint came into the room
Clint: Ohh burn!
Loki: I'm going to go and die of embarrassment
Tony: Ohh shame Loki!!
Steve: Poor thing, second-best boy.
Loki: How dare you!
Steve: Hehe
Tony: So...Peppa
Peppa: WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU SELFISH PERSON?
Tony: Umm, I got you a new dress and roses??
Peppa: OK FIRST OF ALL THAT DRESS IS THE UGLIEST IN THE WORLD! SERIOUSLY WHOEVER TOLD YOU I LOOKED GOOD IN PINK LIED BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MATCH MY HAIR! AND ROSES? WHAT A GESTURE! WE WERE DONE AGES AGO TONY! PEPPERONI ENDED ON MY CALL BECAUSE OF YOU!
Tony: excuse me while i go and cry in the corner
Peppa: Have fun, RICH BOY!
Steve: Damn, Peppa, you're on fire!
Peppa: Excuse me?
Bruce: I'm going to go and comfort Tony. *cough* do some science *cough*
(Tony, Peppa and Bruce have logged off)
Loki: Maybe I should go and make some evil plans today wreck couples today
Clint: No!
Pietro: No I've got him.
Wanda: Brother, tie him to a chair and I'll make him imagine that he no longer has any powers!
Loki: *gulps*
Pietro: Got him!
Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AH! WHY DO I FEEL SO WEAK?
Steve: Good job, Wanda.
Wanda: Thanks. *gives Steve a kiss on the cheek*
Pietro: *vomits*
Natasha: How sweet!!
Clint: Maximogers is so cute!
Steve: Clint...
Clint: I'm not saying no nothing
Loki: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Wanda: Ok, I'll stop. *releases power off Loki* But keep him on the chair
Loki: I'm going to cry
(Loki has logged off)
Natasha: hey Clint wanna go and-
Clint: YES I WANNA BE WITH YOU
Natasha: I was going to say eat shwarma
Clint: Oh ok sure you guys coming, Maximogers?
Wanda: Don't say that. Just don't
Steve: OK!
(Steve, Wanda, Natasha and Clint have logged off)
(Loki and Ultron are online)
Ultron: Evil villain reign time?
Loki: Definitley.
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The Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
