(Thor is online)
Thor: OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THIS! I HAVE BEEN WAITING THREE HOURS FOR THIS FUN EVENT WITH LADY JANE!
(Jane is online)
Jane: Hi Thor! You excited?
Thor: I CAN'T WAIT TO GO WHAT YOU MISGUARDIANS CALL GO KARTING!
Jane: Yeah, it's fun! Let's go! I'll drive you as you don't seem to have your drivers' licence!
Thor: LET US GO TO THIS GLORIOUS PLACE LADY JANE!
HALF AN HOUR LATER
Thor: LOOK LADY JANE THIS AMUSEMENT PARK IS LIKE A BATTLE FIELD IN ASGARD! SCREAMING CHILDREN, DEAD PIGS, FLASHING LIGHTS, BATTLE WEAPONS EVERYWHERE...
Jane: Umm, Thor, they are just children laughing on the kids's tea cup ride. And that's just a hot dog stand. And the flashing lights are the rides' decorations. And what do you mean battle weapons? It's a shooting stand where you shoot the rocket ship for a prize.
Thor: CAN WE PLEASE DO THAT LADY JANE?
Jane: Uh, I thought we were go-karting?
Thor: PLEASE LADY JANE? PLEASE????
Jane: No Thor. Come on. *drags Thor to go-kart line*
TEN MINUTES LATER
Thor: THE GO KARTING IS STARTING IN 3, 2, 1 NING NING NING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jane: *facepalm* *drives go-kart*
Thor: HEY LADY JANE BUT I DON'T HAVE MY DRIVERS' LICENCE!
Jane: Urgh, just go, Thor!
Thor: *DRIVES GO-KART*
Jane: WOOHOO THIS IS FUN!
Thor: WOOOOOOOO! HEY THAT BOY JUST CRASHED HIS GO-KART INTO ME! HOW DARE HE? I AM THE SON OF ODIN AND THE MIGHTY -
Jane: Thor...
Thor: I SHALL GET HIM BACK!
Jane: Thor NO!
Thor: *DRIVES GO-KART INTO BOY* AHHHHHHHHHHH! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY THOR!!!
Jane: Thor stop it!
Thor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU DO NOT DEFEAT THE MIGHTY THOR!
Jane: Thor stop!!!!
(Go-Kart Instructor is online)
Go-Kart Instructor: Excuse me, ma'am but I'm gonna have to ask you and this crazy viking to leave this place immediately. That young boy seems rather distressed.
Thor: THIS BOY HAS TRIED TO ATTACK ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jane: Thor please stop it or you will no longer have 1D cupcakes for dessert!
Thor: WHAT? NO CUPCAKES?
Go-Kart Instructor: Please leave ma'am and Crazy Viking.
Jane: DON'T BE SO RUDE!! *punches instructor*
Go-Kart Instructor: VUBSIBFBjbjdbkjcbkn8OL,/")_*UBXSKBjbKHCJSAV$ ..........................
Thor: GO LADY JANE! BUT WE MUST GO BEFORE HE GETS ANGRY LIKE MY BROTHER LOKI!
Jane: Agreed. Come on Thor.
(Go-Kart Instructor has been disabled from the chat)
Jane: Woo! I'm hungry! Want a candy corn Thor?
Thor: WHY YES LADY JANE! PLEASE GET US THESE CORNS OF CANDY!!!
Jane: Alright, wait here!
(Jane has logged off)
(Tony, Steve and Clint have logged on)
Tony: Oh wow, Thor. Good job. sarcasm there
Steve: Jane is tough, Thor you're just...
Clint: Anyways, Tony you're next! Time to impress Peppa!
Tony: WHAT?
Steve: Oh look, a haunted house! Let's go there!
Thor: LET US GO TO THIS HOUSE OF HAUNTED!
(Tony, Thor, Steve and Clint have logged off)
(Jane is online)
Jane: Thor, where are you??
A/N- Thor is crazy.
Anyways, Tony next!!
And dedication to IsadoraQuagmire13 for reading this!! Remember to check out her stories!! They're perfection!
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The Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
