(Tony is online)
Tony: Where is Peppa?
(Peppa is online)
Peppa: Hi Tony! Let's go and eat! I'm starving.
Tony: Great, me too. Let's get some shwarma!
Peppa: We're not eating shwarma!!
Tony: *gasp* No shwarma?? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO EAT? *hyperventilates* No shwarma??
Peppa: Shwarma is unhealthy! I have an industry to run and you - uh, well you just need to keep healthy and shwarma is fatty foods! I can't run Stark Industries if I weigh move than a whale and you can't be in the Avengers if you can't fit your suit!
Tony: Then I can just fix the suit to fit me!
Peppa: Tony, scotch already gives you seventeen calories per glass and you drink way more than one glass a day.
Tony: But - but - what will we eat?
Peppa: I've booked us a table at an all-you-can-eat buffet!
Tony: ALL YOU CAN EAT? OH YEAH!!
Peppa: Did I mention that it's a gluten-free, vegetarian and vegan restaurant?
Tony: WHATJJjncksnwq_=7Q/]\1'HUBCQWGUbxscbskvjkm?????????? PEPPA!!
Peppa: What? It's healthy.
Tony: But - but -
Peppa: Tony we have a date to get to and you're whining about our eating choices!! Come on, move it!
Tony: Urgh, fine.
TEN MINUTES LATER
Tony: This place is lame..................!
Peppa: Alright, let's eat!!
Tony: Assuming there is anything to eat.
Peppa: Come on Tony!! I already have my food! Hurry up!!
Tony: God, okay I'm coming.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Tony: What is that you're eating??
Peppa: It's an apple, quinoa and lentil salad with chickpea pie. Why?
Tony: *pukes* EWWWWWW! *cough* I mean, umm, great! Let's eat.
Peppa: What're YOU eating Tony?
Tony: It's an avocado and tofu risotto with gluten-free chicken salt. Bleugh!!
Peppa: That's delicious, can I try some?
Tony: OH MY GOSHIGOSH YASSS TAKE IT!!!
Peppa: *eats* Oh yum this is great!!! But Tony, what are you gonna eat?
Tony: *stomach grumbles* *sigh* Oh I don't know. I'll just get some gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan dessert. Ugh!
(Tony has logged off)
Peppa: This food is just YUMMMM!
(Tony is online)
Tony: Well, I have my kale and banana cupcake with gluten-free applesauce with reduced sugar. Guess I have to eat it.
Peppa: Wow, that looks nice!
Tony: DO YOU WANT IT PEPPA?
Peppa: GIVE ME!!!! *eats*
Tony: I'm so hungry.
Peppa: Then eat! *eats*
Tony: *sigh*
Peppa: Well, I'm gonna go and get some drinks. And no, Tony, there's no scotch. I'll be back!
(Peppa has logged off)
Tony: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
(Thor, Clint and Steve are online)
Thor: HELLO MAN OF IRON!! HAVING FUN?
Tony: No.
Clint: Enjoying your meal?
Tony: No.
Steve: Got anything to say besides 'no?'
Tony: No.
Clint: What's wrong, Tony?
Tony: I NEED FOOOOOOOOOD! THIS IS A FREAKING GLUTEN-FREE, VEGETARIAN AND VEGAN RESTAURANT!! I'M HUNGRY! I CAN'T EAT THIS STUFF! IT'S TOO....HEALTHY!!
Thor: WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH US TO HAVE SOME SHWARMA MAN OF IRON??
Tony: OHMYGOSH YASSSSSSS!
Steve: You seem excited, tin man. C'mon.
(Tony, Thor, Steve and Clint have logged off)
(Peppa is online)
Peppa: Tony?
(Waiter is online)
Waiter: Here is your bill, ma'am.
Peppa: But - but - I didn't bring my purse. TONY YOU WERE MEANT TO PAY!
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The Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
