26. An Old Friend

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(The Avengers (excluding Tony)are online)

(Wanda and Pietro and online)

(Chrissie is online)

(Emma is online)

Emma: Dad, I'm gonna go and get a smoothie! CYA!

(Emma has logged off)

Chrissie: Did I scare her off?

Natasha+Clint: CHRISSIE!!!!

Chrissie: Hi guys!

Wanda: What're we, ground meat?

Natasha: Everyone, this is Agent Chrissie, an old friend from our Budapest missions. 

Chrissie: Sup.

(Tony is online)

Tony: DON'T KILL ME NAT! And who's this?

Chrissie: Agent Chrissie.

Tony: I'm Tony Stark, playboy-

Chrissie: I already know who you are. You're an idiot.

Steve: *mumbles* Gently apply cool water tot he area of the burn.

Chrissie: And you're Steve the amazingly brave supersoldier!

Steve: Gee thanks. #0.0#

Chrissie: You're Bruce, the very nice scientist.

Bruce: Thx, at least you're not referring to me as a massive green rage monster.

Chrissie: I'm considerate.

Chrissie: You're Thor, the god of thunder!

Thor: I HAVE MJOLNIR!

Chrissie: Okay...and you're Pietro and Wanda Maximoff, the supersiblings who are courageous and exciting!

Pietro: Aww thanks!

Wanda: Wow!

Steve: So Chrissie, do you have any superpowers or strengths?

Chrissie: I'm a ninja, highly trained in the martial arts. 

Clint: She's helped us out in a lot of missions.

Bruce: Do you work for SHIELD?

Chrissie: I used to. But I'm a lone wolf now.

Wanda: How old are you?

Chrissie: 15. Why? (A/N-Chrissie is meant to be portraying me and 15 is my lucky number)

Tony: *whistles*

Thor: YOU ARE VERY YOUNG!

Steve: Do you have a superhero name?

Natasha: Yeah, she's Ninja Cat.

Clint: Can she join the Avengers?

Tony: Gee she doesn't look muscly. She's very thin and looks malnourished.

Chrissie: You wanna see me fight, huh?

Tony: Hell yeah I do!

Clint: Tony, watch out. She's like Nat. She can be calm and then she can be...

Wanda: Hey, I'm going to call Peppa, Maria, Peggy and Emma! I wanna hang out!

Pietro: Wait don't leave me!

Wanda: Meh.

(Wanda, Chrissie and Natasha have logged off)

Thor: WHY DON'T WE HAVE A GUYS' BRUNCH?

Tony: YEAH!!

Steve: Oh boy I'm gonna regret this.

Bruce: You'd better keep the noise down, Tony.

Pietro: I'm in! Hold on, let me call my daughter and make sure she made it to the smoothie shop alive!

Steve: PIETRO! Her aunt's got her. Cool it.


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