What if?! KNB X READER [complete]

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Akashi

"I never knew you were hallarious Akashi," You said through laughs.

"Why would I not be?" He asked as he watched you rolling on the floor.

"Cuz your s- SNORT!" You suddenly stopped laughing because of your huge laugh/snort.

You looked over at Akashi, his face was to funny. His lips were pressed together and a weird look was on his face.

"Hahah you look funny!" You yelled and started to laugh again.

Akashi just stared at you and made a mental note to get you to the doctors.

Kise

"SNORT!"

Kise stared at you in horror and backed away quickly.

"Alien! Please take (f/n)-cchi no me!" He yelled.

"Seriously Kise-kun."

Midorima

"SNORT!"

"Nasty (f/n)," He said pushing his glasses up making them glare.

"What you do it to Shin-chan Takao told me," You said poking him with a smirk.

"You welcome Shun-chan!" Takao's voice yelled.

Aomine

"SNORT!"

"Haha what the hell was that!" Aomine yelled cracking up.

"Shut it you would do that t-"

"SNONT HAHAHAH!" Aomine was rolling on the floor snorting and laughing his head off.

"I guess it is pretty funny... hahahah."

Kuroko

"SNORT!"

You covered you face in your hands with embarrassment and peeked through a crack in your fingers to look at the blue head. He was just staring at you with a blank expression.

"You didn't hear that right?" You asked.

"I heard it and it was pretty funny (f/n)," He said with a little smile on his face.

"Oh... Well tell me another joke!"

Murasakibara

"SNORT!"

"Ew (f/n)-chin farted," Sushi said pinching his nose closed.

"No that was a laugh not a fart," You said explaining. "A fart smells and come from the butt while a snort comes from a mouth or nose when you laugh a lot."

"Oh. If you fart and you have your food around will the food smell like the smell of the fart then?" He asked.

You sweat dropped and said. "IDK ask the author."

Random or stupid or OOC cut parts...

Murasakibara

*toot*

"Uh what are you doing Sushi-kun?" You asked.

"I farted and now I'll see if my food smells..."

"I don't think it works that way."

Midorima

"SNORT!"

"Ahah!" You yelled scaring Midorima. "You do snort!"

Aomine

People next door,

"What the heck is that sound?" They yelled.

On the other side...

"SNORT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

You and Aomine were on the ground in tears laughing.

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