What if?! KNB X READER [complete]

Work With da Force of the Lingerie

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Akashi

Akashi is dah boss.

"No! The bras go in the women's section not the men's you idiot!" Akashi yelled at the peasant in front of him. "I don't care if men have man boobs! Get to work!"

"Yes sir..." The peasant said.

Peasant man walked away still clueless. "Why am I still here?" Akashi asked himself.

Kise

That one cashier...

"That color does not go with you, in bed you'll look like a blown up orange," Kise said he's the fashion dude too.

The girl ran out crying.

"Aren't you going to buy this?" He shouted.

"Kise, report to Da Boss' office at once!" The speakers boomed.

Midorima

Radish is that person who couldn't find a job anywhere, no one wanted him, and his friend works here, Taco, so he hooked him up and tad-ah! But he never wanted to work here...

Gross, Midorima thought as he picked up the laced pink underwear with his pointer finger and thumb.

"Midorima please report to the dressing room to clean up... stomach water," the speakers said.

Great another sick person.

Midorima forced himself to move.

Only a few more days until I can quit.

Kuroko 

That customer service dude you want to hug when they find your specific thing and that innocent guy who know nothing what people are saying.

"OMG that's it! Thank you so much!" The woman customer said squealing as she picked up the Valentine special.

"Why don't we have some fun tonight at my place? You can call me 'daddy' again,"  the male customer said.

Kuroko stood there confused. Is that man her dad? Are they going to play monopoly?

A/N: .................. 

Aomine

L-A-Z-Y

"Aomine! Get to work, we need the place spotless, go stack something!" Aomine's boss yelled.

"'Kay," Aomine replied reading from his magazine.

Kise walked by humming. Without looking up Aomine grabbed him by his collar.

"Can you do my work, thanks." He shoved the blonde away.

"Hey! I don't want to do it!"

Murasakibara

The customer helped who make you scared to ask where something is.

"You ask him!"

"No you!"

"He's intimidating."

"Yeah... Okay your asking him."

The two girls pushed their friend into the war zone. Murasakibara looked down at her.

"Hm~?"

"W-where is the... uh... Woman's under garments?"

Murasakibara pulled his lollipop out of his mouth. "I don't know."

OCC or random scenes...

Akashi

aka: u! ur fired!

aka: //runs at the gut scaring him out of the place//

ao: at least we now no one will try to steal anything

Kise

ki: GIRLLLLLLLLLL that looks horrible

guy: im a guy

ki: mhm sure ye r 

ki: now lets see this bra will be good wait no it make ur eyes hideous we wouldn't want that now would we?

guy:..... no?

Midorima

Mid: //cleaning stomach juice//

taco: //takes snap//

caption:

Cinderella in the making!

Kuroko

Kuro: Aomine what is 'daddy'?

ao: //looks at him and know what hes talking about//

kuro: what does 'why don't we have some fun tonight at my place' mean too?

ao://takes kuroko by the shoulder//

ao: young grasshopper u still have a lot to learn

Aomine

ao: //sleeping//

ao: //wakes up//

ao: KISE!

ao: //wearing blue woman undergarments//

ki: dont u look pretty

Murasakibara

mura: //lost//

mura: wheres the exit?

person: dont u work here?

mura:

mura: