FEED THE BABY

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how they cope with a baby.

how they cope with a baby

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||AKASHI||

knows what to do but always over thinks thing to the point of wtf

"diapers!" akashi screamed.

he looked a mess. not the hot kind, the oh-crap-lookin-like-dracula-on-steroids, halloween spirit at least.

the baby started screaming again. then entire morning and night went that that too, baby screams, akashi freaking out- meanwhile you were on a business trip, akashi had said he will be fine.

yeahhhh.

"why won't you stop," akashi sobbed, as he replaced the babies diaper again, "do you need food?"

the baby started laughing at akashi's pain. the baby thought, what the heck is wrong with my guardian? i wish i was tall enough to change the channel from sesame street to the geographic channel to watch the migration of yellow wappers (made up, if its real then, coolio)

"kill me, ugh." akashi collapsed on the sofa.

around him were ten boxes of diapers, a hundred baby bottles, and toys. the baby started crying again just for the fun of it. akashi groaned.

"babies are just like dogs," sighed akashi as he forced himself up.

"babies are just like dogs," sighed akashi as he forced himself up

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||KISE||

lets get real. he wouldn't know shit about what a baby is

"why's he so chubby?" kise poked the baby's stomach and pinched it's cheeks.

the baby sneezed on kise's face.

"thanks," kise said sarcastically, then wiped his face.

the baby smiled and started giggling then motion with it's hands that it wanted kise to pick him up. kise freaked out.

"kise just hold the baby, for goodness sake!" you yelled from the kitchen.

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