John, if you did meet me would you really go on a date with me?
John: Maybe, you are quite hot. Although I'm tied down at the moment, so best not to.
What is it with this fandom calling George a food alcoholic?
George: I know! I don't eat that much! People think that because whenever I do eat there is someone who just so happens to have a camera. Timing is everything. I do like food, but I know when to stop... most of the time.
Paul: If anyone is the food alcoholic it's John. He is pretty much always snacking.
John: I do not! I don't eat that much. Only when I'm hungry.
Paul: Oh, so your hungry all the time? That makes sense.
John: I only snack every now and then.
Paul: sing song voice If you say so.
John: It's the truth. Honest!
Ringo are you happy that fans are now on your side instead of Pete Best?
Ringo: Of course, it was scary with all those protesters. I felt like I could die in any minute! I'm really happy that you fans love me now. It's great!
Me: Getting Ringo was a great decision.
Ringo: Aw, thanks.
Me: That's all the time we have for today! Comment and all that stuff.
George: And remember, I'm not a pig.
Paul: John is!
John: Am not! Piss off!
Paul: Am so!
John: Am not!
Paul: Am so!
John: Right, that's it! pulls out a pillow SPARTA!! jumps on Paul
Paul: AURGH! gets clobbered by John GET OFF OF ME!
Me: Guys! John! Get off of Paul! I mean it!
Ringo: is eating popcorn Popcorn?
George: Ooh, yes please.
Me: sighs Aren't you guys going to help?
George: with a mouthful of popcorn No.
Me: Fine. I'll sort them out myself. See you guys later. Wish me luck. I'm going in. PAUL! Put that golf club away! JOHN! Leave him alone!
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An Interview with The Beatles and Me
FanfictionThe Beatles have discovered the internet and they found Wattpad, they want to do an interview with you (the new generation of beatlemaniacs) and answer your questions.
