An Interview with The Beatles and Me

Questions By MaccaTheBeatles

1) George and Ringo, do you think Paul is a girl?
George: Nah, I think he's girl-like, no doubt about that, but he isn't actually one... right?
Ringo: Of course not, that would be ridiculous.
Paul: Thanks Ringsy, you're my best friend now.
John: Yeah right, as if! You can never replace me, not actually.
Paul: I can try. 

2) Breasts or Butt?
Me: Um... ankles. Or elbows, yeah elbows. They're uh... bendy and unlickable.
Ringo: Really?
Me: I don't know. John? Go.
John: Well, I'd go with breasts.
George: Me too! I love chicken breasts!
Paul: Um, no, Geo, not those kind. The You-know-who kind. gestures to me
George: Huh? Oh, right, well... that's embarrassing. turns red

3) What's it like to be tall?
Me: sighs If only I knew... Tell me everything!
John: Its not that different, you can reach stuff on high shelves.
Me: That's awesome! I always had to climb everything like a monkey. I look like Gollum when I'm climbing the kitchen shelves.
George: And, well shorter people don't really mess with you.
John: Its not that great, but it can be really handy.
Me: Lucky.

4) I'm a teen mommy, What do you think of teen moms?
Me: It depends on the mother, but like, loads of teens know how to look after a baby. I would never have a baby myself anytime soon, but I think I would be able to look after it all the same.
John: Yeah, I think don't it's too weird. Better than having one when your in your late fifties or something.
George: And it's different nowadays, if you were a teen mum back in the sixties people wouldn't like that.

5) Do you judge me by having a baby so early?
Me: No, sometimes they can't always look after the baby, but that's it. There is nothing to judge, not really. Age is only a number after all. If anything I have respect for you, it isn't easy.
Paul: Not at all, I think it's okay. It depends on the situation though.
Ringo: I never judge unless I know everything, I'm not a teen mum so I can't say.

6) Pigs or Fishes?
Me: Pigs on eating wise, but I would love to be a fish. It would be so much fun being able to swim in the ocean like a fish! I could explore and see Atlantis!
John: Pigs, I suppose, although I love beef the most.
George: Pigs, I love bacon and they get to eat everything and they can roll in mud!
Paul: You are a pig. I will choose fish, they're very graceful swimmers.
Ringo: Fish, obviously, I like sea food and sea creatures. 

7) What would you rather do? Sleep or play marbles?
Me: Sleep, life is easier with your eyes close...
John: Sleep, it's a great escape.
George: I like marbles, marbles are fun.
Ringo: Much more fun than sleeping.
Paul: Sleeping, I don't like marbles that much. I much rather watch tellie or look out the window.

8) Paul you are my crush! Can I kiss you? *O*
John: Paul? Again? Seriously? What am I, chopped liver? Do we even exist?
Paul: I can't help that our fans have taste.
John: What does that suppose to mean?
George: We're just as handsome, and classy and all that stuff.
Paul: Not when your compared to me, sorry lads. I'm too perfect.
John: slouches in his chair Whatever...
Me: Uh oh, he's in a sulk now.
Paul: Don't look at me, he's the one sulking.

9) If you would be a jelly bean what color would you want to be?
Me: Green, I'll be an awesome green jelly bean.
Paul: Black, black suits everything and no one eats the black ones.
George: Blue, it's a nice colour.
Ringo: Black, I don't want to be eaten thank you very much.
Me: John?
John: Huh? Oh... green... I guess...
Me: sighs and pulls out a packet of cornflakes This is my secret stash, you want it?
John: perks up Yeah, okay, sorry!
Me: Thought so.
John: with mouth full of cornflakes Thonk yu! Ur arsume!
Me: shakes head fondly Idiot...

10) John do you think Paul is a girl? And if yes, Why?
John: still eating cornflakes, swallows Sometimes, he has his moments. I think it's his eyebrows and his... figure. I would be very impressed if he is a girl.
Paul: Mmhmm, I'm right here you know.
John: I know, otherwise I would've talked about the haircurlers in the bathroom. Oops. My bad. smirks and continues to stuff his face
Me: Haircurlers? You use haircurlers? They were yours?
Paul: Maybe... I... I don't get my hair looking like this without help.
Me: turns to Ringo I told you they aren't mine, I never use haircurlers.
Ringo: My bad, how was I meant to know Paul uses haircurlers?
George: I did!
Paul: I hate you.

11) Can I have your autograph? *O*
Paul: Sure, I like you, you seem a very cool mum and all that. I'm sure we have some sort of merchandise around here somewhere... looks around wildly Um...
Me: Here hangs Paul a Beatle mug Will that do?
Paul: Ah, ta! signs it and passes it around
George: Enjoy your mug!
Me: That is the end of todays chapter. Leave a comment below if you have any questions! I'll publish them as soon as I can. Have a splendid day, and as always, see you cats later! Bye!