An Interview with The Beatles and Me

Questions By YukineVenilia

1. Do any of you think you have any children you are not aware of?
Me: I'm definitely in the clear. I would know, but... I didn't had my red week since... ages... yeah, I'm fine.
John: None that I'm aware of, but I don't think so.
Paul: I'm pretty sure I don't, can't know for certain though.
George: I doubt it, I hopefully would know if I have any kids. Besides, I never... bothered to...
Ringo: No way, at least, I hope not. And I mean like, not the fact of having a secret kid but because of what he or she will have to go through.

2. Describe Yoko in three words.
Me: Misunderstood, different? And... well, I'm sure she's a lovely person all the same. People just need to give her a chance. You hear that? Give Yoko a chance.
John: A talented, amazing woman. I don't know why she gets so much hate.
Paul: rolls eyes Same here.
John: What is that supposed to mean?
Paul: Nothing, nothing at all.
John: raises eyebrow
George: Um, let's see... slightly bossy but funny.
Ringo: She's just Yoko, I don't know how to describe her other than that. She's quite sassy though.
John: Paul? What about you?
Paul: Huh? What about me? Is there a question for me?
John: No! Come on, three nice words describing Yoko.
Paul: Fine, Yoko is smart, creative and artistic in her weird little way. There, happy?
John: Mmmm, not really but then we'll be here forever.

3. How much on a scale of one to ten do you think you know each other?
Me: Well, I say I know these lads... a seven? I know them well enough, John the most.
John: Yeah, I could say about an eight maybe a nine even.
Paul: Well, I can't know everything about them, obviously. But I know them very well, I have one of those faces that people trust, and living with them 24/7 you know pretty much everything.
George: Right, our minds are connected. We learn everything about each other very quickly. Like how I learned to never eat John and Jodie's cornflakes.
Me: Uhuh, you got that right.
Ringo: Right, we're all probably a eight. We're very close.
Paul: Just to clarify not THAT close! Not like that. I know what you're thinking.

4. Most disgusting thing you've found in the bathroom that belongs to one of your fellow band members?
Me: Let me think... there was that plaster I found on the sink, and the shaving cream on the mirror. Oh! When Paul brushes his hair in the bathroom he leaves strands lying around, I could make a mini wig if I collected them all.
Paul: No I don't!
Me: Whatever you say Paulie, just be careful, someone might clone you or something with it.
John: I hope not, that wouldn't be good.
Paul: Yeah, it wouldn't.
John: I can barely handle one McCartney! snickers
Paul: Yeah! thinks for a minute Hey!
Ringo: But the bathroom is clean when I go in, I don't see anything.
George: Same here, sometimes people leave random things lying around, but that's it.
John: A huge improvement since our dirty little hole in Hamburg.
Paul: Ha, that was disgusting!

5. One thing you would do over in your life if you could go back in time.
Me: Um... well this might sound a bit weird, but I would've liked to be a demon child. So I'll stand at the end of my parent's bed and watch them sleep, so I'd be, you know, be the youngest. I would much rather be an only child or even better be in a different family entirely but I can't so I might as well be a demon child.
John: Okay, I on the other hand try not to think of the past. Although now that I think about it I would like to rewrite Run For Your Life. Same music but maybe it could be about something that's not... threatening?
Paul: Not really, maybe I could try and get my mother to see a doctor earlier, but that wouldn't change much I imagine.
George: I regret telling the fans that I like jelly babies, I nearly lost me eye to one at a concert! But other than that I think I'm good.
Ringo: Hmm... I can name a few moments that I would've wanted to change, but I'm happy the way things turned out. Drumming with three cool mates, can't get better than that!
Me: Cool, that's the end of today's chapter! Comment and vote if you liked it and as always, I'll see you cats later! Bye!

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