An Interview with The Beatles and Me

Questions By Seyasoya

1. Please roleplay to us what it's like in an everyday Beatles recording session.
John: clears throat Oh come on Paul! That's stupid!
Paul: Stupid? Stupid!? It isn't stupid! It's better than all of your songs!
George: pretends to play marble with Ringo Do you want to go out somewhere?
Ringo: Sure, they'll take awhile. Let's go and get takeaways.

2. George, how are you so able to eat as many sandwiches as you please and not get fat?
George: I don't know, I'm lucky I guess? I'm not a nutritionist!

3. George Martin... He.... Any thoughts on him....?
Me: Oh... yeah... sighs I had enough of 2016, so many talented people already died. Bowie, Rickman and now Martin. He was the one person besides Brian who gave them a chance, he gave them their sound. Without him, The Beatles wouldn't be The Beatles.
John: Yeah, no one wanted to take on four guys in leather jackets in Liverpool, it just doesn't happen. We were lucky to have George.
Paul: Our songs would sound a lot different if it weren't for him, and it wouldn't be better.
George: I liked him a lot, all of us got along great. We couldn't have done it without him...

4. What's your favorite book and movie?
Me: That's hard, I love heaps of book, but My Sister Jodie by Jacqueline Wilson is probably my favourite. Her name is Jodie too and she is just like me! But my favourite movie... Any Avengers movie? I don't know, there are too many.
John: Agreed, Alice in Wonderland was my all time favourite growing up though.
Paul: Tricky... I quite like The Sound of Music. Joking, joking, well Grease is a good movie. I'd lock in Grease please.
Georfe: Easy, my favourite book is a cooking book. What? Am I the only one who enjoys looking at the delicious and neat looking food? You don't see food like that every day in real life.

5. When performing on stage, what are your first reactions, opinions and impressions?
John: Hell yeah! Let's show them what us guys from Liverpool can do!
Paul: Oh my God, this is gear! I hope we won't stuff up, look at all these people! This is fun! I love this!
George: Reaction, holy moly! Opinion, this is terrifyingly awesome! Impression, do I look okay? Do we sound okay?
Ringo: Just do your best, Richard, once you start playing people will like you. They'll forget all about Pete... hopefully.

6. Paul, why did you go vegan? I know I couldn't survive without meat for a week, much less forever...
Paul: It isn't for everyone, it's for those people who loves animals and feel bad for them getting eaten. I loved meat too but on my farm with Linda, we were eating some meat and we looked out our window and saw a lamb running around, it just clicked we were eating his friend. So we stopped, and we're vegetarian, not vegan. There is a difference.

7. Who can do the best Elvis impression?
Paul: I think I do a good impression, but John does it better.
George: He looks a bit like him too, or is that just me?
John: Yep, if you go back a few interviews I did an awesome Elvis impression.

8. George, Ringo, Paul, what made you finish "Free As A Bird" and "Real Love"?
Paul: The same reason we finish all our songs, passion. We love music and we enjoy it so why wouldn't we?

9. Which would be better? Wings for arms or beaks for mouths?
Me: Wings for arms, obviously, I always wanted to fly. I bet it's an amazing feeling.
John: Ditto, wings would be much more useful and how can I make out with girls if I have a beak? I'd be literally making out with a bird! Or I'll be the bird... whatever you know what I mean.
Paul: Will I still be able to play guitar? Can you sing with beaks? Well, parrots sing and talk so I'll have to choose beak so I can still write music. Hands are important, I need them.
George: Wings, I suppose. At least I'd be able to fly, I could always use straws and I could invent a way for me to grab things or something.
Ringo: Beak, since I'm always at the back playing drums it would be better than having wings.

10. Which was the best movie you guys made?
John: I liked Help a lot more, it had more plot and it was much more fun to make.
Paul: Ditto, it was just better to film, and it was fun meeting new people.
Georfe: A Hard Day's Night was great, but Help was slightly better, I rode on the roof on a freaking car! That was awesome! And we went to the Bahamas!
Ringo: I prefered A Hard Day's Night, Help had more of a plot but it wasn't as funny as A Hard Day's Night with "Paul's grandfather."

11. I dare you to rap!!
John: Umm... yo, I like Cornflakes and I like you, so come on down to the zoo. Is that good?
Paul: God no Mary Jane, no one wants you to sing again!
George: Jelly babies are delicious, jelly beans make me nauseous.
Ringo: I'd like to be under the sea, with you with me.
Me: Amazing work guys, wow, that is all the time we have for now! See you cats later! Bye!