An Interview with The Beatles and Me

Questions by MaccaTheBeatles

1) Paul can I have your baby?
Paul: I'm too old for you, sorry. And um... Yeah, sorry.

2) Are you still a virgin Paul? (I know he's not but it's fun to know right? XD)
Paul: What I'd like to know is why bother asking if you already know the answer?
John: I can answer that! Because she has a great sense of humour and likes embarrassing you. 
Paul: Anyway um... next question?

3) Ringo and George, what if John Lennon wasn't in this band? What would you do?
George: We would have a party, yelling, "He's gone! Yippee!"
Ringo: Yep, it would be great.
John: Oh, gee, thanks guys. That means a lot, seriously.
Ringo: You're welcome Johnny!

4) Why is your name Paul? Why don't you use James instead of Paul?
Paul: Well you see back in the day it was incredibly common for sons having their dad's name. I preferred to be... let's say unique. I liked Paul, so I called myself Paul. Simple as that. 

5) George what will you choose? Your jelly babies or McLennon?
George: I don't really care about McLennon, at least not as much as jelly babies. Although there are good fanfics out there. 
Me: You read McLennon fanfics?
George: Once, a really good one, just once.
Paul: blinks
John: clears throat.
Me: I didn't expected that.
George: Moving on!

6) What if Ringo is pregnant and he tells you the father is John, what will you say George?
George: I would say, "Hory Sheet! How is that biologically possible? And why John of all people?!" Something like that. 

7) Guys what would you rather to live the Future or the Past?
Me: I always wanted to live in the past. The future will be cool but I'm old fashioned.
George: Past, I'm also old-fashioned. I can't stick auto-tune and what you guys call music. 
Ringo: Future, everything is so big now! Except for phones, they are even smaller.
John: I think medieval times would be cool. I could be a knight!
Paul: Heaven forbid if John had a sword. I think the future is fascinating, all the new gadgets and all the new medical equipment. 

8) George why do you love to sleep with Ringo?
George: I never said that, when did I say that?
Ringo: shrugs Don't look at me. 
George: Oh, um... Well what I think I meant was I preferred Ringo. John always wriggled around and snores, while Paul talks in his sleep.

9) Africa or Antarctica?
Me: I prefer the cold, but I'd have to say Africa. I can see lions, zebras, giraffes all kind of animals!
John: Africa, Antarctica would be very boring and dull.
Ringo: Antarctica might be fun, I can't handle too much heat.
George: I'm going to be a rebel and say India. It's better than Africa and Antarctica.
Paul: Africa, I don't want to get frostbite or anything.

10) Paul if YOU are a girl will you marry John? And for you Ringo, will you marry George?
Paul: Probably... It depends, he has his moments I suppose. But we argue enough as writing partners we would be even worse if we were married.
John: chuckles We would have each other's throat.
Paul: Not necessarily, it just means that wouldn't change. Although we would be arguing about you leaving the toilet seat up instead of song lyrics.
John: But you do complain about the toilet seat...
Ringo: cuts in As for me maybe, he's a nice lad. Although I would prefer if he was the girl.
George: I don't want to be a girl either! I'm the lead guitarist.
Ringo: I'm the eldest so there!
George: I don't know how I'm meant to respond. I don't even know why we are discussing this.
John: Are we done here?
Me: Yep, make sure to comment if you have questions!
Paul: And don't bother asking to have my babies, please. It won't change. Sorry.
John: shushes him Shh, you hear that? That's the sound of girl's hearts shattering. James the heartbreaker.
Paul: Shut up, and don't call me James.
Ringo: ANYWAY, bye and we'll see you in the next chapter!

(Hey, Jodie here! I can only make chapters when I get questions so feel free to go crazy in the comments (or private message if you prefer) if you want more chapters more often. And thank you all for reading, you're amazing! See you cats later!)

(BTW I am also dedicating the chapters to the interviewer asking the questions now.)