1) Who was the walrus? Was it John, Paul or (PLOT TWIST) Ringo?
Me: Yes, I'm sure we've all been dying to know! (Dying.... get it? Because of the Paul is dead rumors? No? I'll let myself out...)
John: At first my plan was to make it me, but that made it too easy so I also made it look like the walrus was Paul. Just to spice things up.
Paul: It was John's 'brilliant idea.' rolls eyes
John: It was brilliant! They ate it all up, I am a genius.
Me: Ladies and gentlemen, John the troll. Trolling before it was cool.
John: Best idea I ever had!
Paul: Speak for yourself. I hate it when you put me in the deep end of all these conspiracies.
2) Paulie, what brand of mascara do you use?
Paul: Mascara? What mascara?
John: Don't bother denying it. Come on, spit it out.
Paul: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't use mascara.
George: Oh really? We find that hard to believe.
Paul: I can't help it if they're like this naturally! I don't use mascara! Honest!
Me: Well, according to this, you do. shows him the photo above
Paul: .... Photoshop?
Me: I rest my case. He uses Maybelline.
Paul: looks directly at the camera To however made that. I will look for you, I will find you, and you'll see that I in fact don't use mascara.
John: Whatever you say eyelashes.
3) What did you think of your cartoon series?
John: It's awful. I'm just glad they didn't make me look as bad as the others. I look decent enough, and I'm not a blithering idiot.
Paul: I don't have buckteeth and my eyes don't look like that!
George: Terrible, I don't look or sound like that at all!
Ringo: And I may be slightly clumsy but nowhere near as they say. I'm not a moron!
Me: Yeah, it could've been amazing. The adventures they did was good, if only they had us fans supervising it. If I was there I would've made the animators change their appearance and make them act like they would.
4) Can you teach me how to Dougie?
Me: Wait... what's that? Is that a dinosaur? Food? A different version of the nugie?
Paul: It's a dance move, idiot. gets up and starts dancing I can try, all you have to do is move your arms up and hold them like you would hold a steering wheel. Then you move your hips like this to the left, right, left. Then you can move your hands up to your hair, like this.
John: blinks
Ringo: How did you do that? And how did you KNOW how to?
Paul: I keep up to date with the kids, yo!
John: Uh....
Paul: sits down Anyway, there are how to videos on the internet if you want to be hip and swag.
George: Stop, please stop.
5) Would you ever consider starting up a YouTube channel?
Me: Definitely, I think I could do it. I could do a whole range of videos!
John: Sure! I could do a pranking channel.
Paul: I would like that, although I'm busy as it is.
Ringo: Not by myself, but collabing with other people would be fun.
George: Yes, there aren't many cooking channals on Youtube. I can fix that!
6) Out of you four lads, how would you consider the grooviest?
Paul: Me, obviously.
Me: Here we go...
John: ...
Paul: Aren't your going to argue?
John: shrugs No point.
Paul: What? No smart comments? No harsh remarks?
John: Nope, got a problem with that?
Paul: No... of course not. I just... never mind.
7) GEORGE, THERE'S A HAMSTER IN YOUR HAIR!!
George: Ha, yeah right.
John: Geo... she isn't kidding.
George: WHAT?! jumps up and runs around
Ringo: George! He's joking! He's messing with you, come back!
Me: Aaaaaaaaand he's gone.
Ringo: sighs I'll go after him. leaves
John: cracks up laughing PRICELESS! HIS FACE!
8) Finally, I'd just like to say thank you to you lads for taking part in my Beatles REACT series! It really means a lot!
John: No problem, it's actualy fun. Although I wish you would let us watch something normal. Like, uh...
Paul: Another vlog video? Not a crazy one, a relatable funny one.
John: Yeah, that. Please, no more twerking. I'm begging you.
Me: On that... interesting note, make to vote if you liked this chapter!
Paul: And make sure to comment if you have any questions for us.
George runs past us screaming with Ringo in pursuit
John: Um, thats all for now!
Me: See you cats later. We need to go and help Ringo now, bye!
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An Interview with The Beatles and Me
FanfictionThe Beatles have discovered the internet and they found Wattpad, they want to do an interview with you (the new generation of beatlemaniacs) and answer your questions.
