Truth or Dare

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Me: Zodiacs, we're taking a quiz!

Aries: I hate quizzes!

Capricorn: I love them! How could you Aries!?

Aries: -_-

Aquarius: A wild whale has appeared

Pisces: Where!?!

Aries: -_-

Aquarius: Look! There is another whale!

Pisces: *tackles Aries* I love whales!!!

Capricorn: Anyway, about the test...

Taurus: WERE TAKING A TEST!?!

Capricorn: Yeah so shut up  already -_-

Aquarius: Look! Another wh-

Capricorn: Shut up Aqua!

Aquarius: ale

Taurus: I have some ale!

Virgo: You, my dear bull, are too young to drink some ale

Taurus: You, my dear virgin, are not my parent

Leo: *bursts out laughing*

Libra: What's wrong?

Leo: Pfft!! Like she's a virgin!

Virgo: And are you?

Leo: Erm... This is a family show, Virgo!! How dare you speak of that...?

Libra: Let's just pretend that it is never spoken

Capricorn: About the quiz...

Me: Yeah! *wipes tear of laughter* Lets t-take it!!

Scorpio: Who first?

Me: It's in order

Pisces: I hate being last :(

Aries: And I hate being first

Scorpio: Deal with it

Me: *bursts out laughing*

Libra: Huh?

Me: You guys actually fell for it!!

Sagittarius: What did I miss!?!

Taurus: You have missed a lot :/

Capricorn: Then what will we take then???

Me: It's truth or dare :/

Capricorn: -_-#

Aquarius: It's an angry wh-

Capricorn: Just. Shut. Up.

Me: Erm, let's start!

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Me: Aries, Truth or Da-

Aries: Dare!

Me: I dare you to go to Twitter and tweet something negative to you favorite celebrity

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