Where's My Dolly ?

Itsy bitsy wimpy boy walking down the street(part1)

Yuu's POV

" OH COM'ON OLD MAN! PLEASE WITH THE SUGAR ON TOP !"

-to the present time -

My left eyebrow twitched.

'I knew it, I'm pretty short on the pic.... Barely saw my face...' I thought gloomily. Gloomy aura surrounded me, scaring people away.

-sigh-I never thought that...I WOULD BE SO SMALL?!!? WHAT AM I ? 4'1'"?

I grumpily stomped toward the direction to the Hokage mansion.

Che, who does he thought? An eight year old girl, 4'1"" feet , just magically Attended graduation class and graduated?

Wait, oh right that's me. 

I was standing right in front of the door, that was a surprisingly quick trip. I Grabbed the door knob, and twisted open the door knob.

" HOKAGE-JI-" I paused.

Naruto, Hokage-jiji, a wimpy boy , a ninja sending perverted aura, and some extra people that has no use in the story.

" What? Did I interrupted something?" I asked confusedly while scratching my hair scalp. 

Hokage-jiji sigh, rubbed he's temple tiredly. If he's so tired then just retire! Oh wait there's somebody related to him will take he's pla-

"IM GONNA KILL YOU GRAMPA!" The puny wimpy boy tripped over he's own scarf.

.....*sigh* just forget whatever I just said ...

" no, no we are just discussing Naruto's........ Ninja form's hideous picture...." Hokage-jiji deadpanned as he stared at the picture that Naruto took.

Naruto anime fall, growing mushrooms in the corner.

" Nobody understands me...." Naruto chanted gloomily as he's eyes cascaded down a waterfall. I patted he's back.

" it's alright, it's just like love....... There's NO FOREVER !" (#Hugot ng bitter) I comforted him, well kinda. I think my speech just make him even sadder.

Hokage coughed, regaining my attention to him, that sly old man...

"so why are you here Yuu?" Hokage asked while he continued to do he's paperworks, pitiful old man...Amen.

I hastily rummaged into my secret skirt pocket and pull out the photo I took awhile ago and slammed it on the table in front of him.

"...so what's the problem?" Hokage asked plainly as he scanned the photos.

I anime fall, seriously...

"CANT YOU EVEN SEE THAT THERES A PROBLEM IN THE PICTURE?!?" I screeched frustratedly as the irk mark grew out of my head, while I messed up my hair furiously.

"Nope!" Hokage Popped out the P in the end of the word.

You...freaking smartass....

I sat in the corner with Naruto growing mushrooms together.

"Hey! You two who are you ?!" The wimpy boy asked rudely as he puffed out he's chest as he's oh-hell-oh-mighty-your-highness. I just looked at him uninterestedly and flicked my wrist as a signal shooing him.

" none of your business brat. " I stated uninterestedly while returned to grow more mushrooms.

He anime fall, and recovered pretty quickly, he pointed he's index finger accusingly at me.

"YOU'RE JUST THE SAME AGE AS I !!!" he shouted accusingly

Oh right...

" Oh yeah...just shut up puny boy " I ordered him, yesh kids this days...

I stood up from my emo corner and walk away from the spotlight.

Yeah that's right....

Spotlight

-omake-

"OK CUT!"

The director shouted as he rewatched the video. The staff gave us the towels and water bottles.

" Oi Hiruzen oji" I called as I walk towards him leisurely, he looked at me and slightly bend downward.

"Yes little one?" He asked gently as he patted my head.

'SWISH'

'BOINK'

"AAHHHHH MY BALLS !!!"

I kicked he's balls, yep as in where the sun won't shine.

"It feels much better now..." I said happily , my background turned into a flowery, pinkish, girlish and glitterish.

Happiness is ... Killing a ninja

Fighting a beast

And ate a chunk of meaaaatttt

Credited to my class mate and lea salonga

"*gulp* pssshhh Konohamaru, let's just pretend that we saw nothing " Naruto whispered to Konohamaru. Konohamaru nodded.

"Yeah let's just....pretend ....yeah..."